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shitting christ, I'm bored of that thread
who wants a fight?
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 22:43, archived)
Oh god, this isn't gonna turn into a B3ta turn based fight game, is it?
I fucking hope so.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 22:43, archived)
Do I have to?

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 22:44, archived)
AHH AHHH OW OW GET OF ME CHEST I CAN'T BREEEEEEATHE

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 22:45, archived)
ALL PILE ON

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:11, archived)
I think most fear your Gilgasmash.
Wait for the LOL's to get home from the ROFLbar.
Where they'll no doubt be a hoot.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 22:46, archived)
my reputation is largely undeserved, I'm nice really

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 22:48, archived)
DON'T YOU GET FRUITY ON ME, G!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:03, archived)
a nasty wanker, and a bully

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:12, archived)
go eat your fucking chinese you ungrateful fucker

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 22:46, archived)
IT'S GOD A DOG'S WILLY IN IT

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 22:55, archived)
EAT YOUR FUCKING POPPADOMS THEN.

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 22:57, archived)
I've got prawn crackers

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 22:59, archived)
balance a dog bollock on it and chow down

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:01, archived)
that's your answer to everything

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:02, archived)
and yet im still single
go fucking figure
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:04, archived)
Is it wrong to be sitting on the toilet, pissing and laughing, whilst you hear the bawling of a co-worker who has just been dumped via text?
I fear I may have committed another social faux-pas
(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 22:47, archived)
I hope it was silent laughter?
That's allowed.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:12, archived)
If said co-worker is a total wanker, yes.
If said co-worker is nice, sexy, charismatic and someone you generally have a lot of time for, who only heard about said dumping from fourth-hand evidence through a series of texts to their friends, no.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:16, archived)
i'll take you on with both my arms and my legs tied behind my back

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 22:48, archived)
Cor, you're getting me all worked up with your flexibility.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:10, archived)
I will kick you right in the cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 22:49, archived)
No
I'm visiting my parents in lovely Lincolnshire. I haven't watched TV with my Dad in yonks. But when we're watching 8 out of 10 cats, and he just repeats every joke in it word-for-word and then turns around to see my reaction... it's a bit annoying.

Fun though. Off to Derby tomorrow.

Nobody gives a shit.
(__, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 22:49, archived)
My missus did a similar thing in That London
We were walking to the theatre, darling, and she was reading out loud the street names and then looking at me as if I was surprised by being there.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 22:53, archived)
Smother him with a pillow and put your Mum in a home.

(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 22:55, archived)
Like Father, like...
enjoy derby though, it is a nice place :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:15, archived)