Two independent sources say I look like the twunt from that Twilight movie.
This is meant to be a compliment.

:(
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:20, archived)

I've been told on numerous occasions I look like Chelsea footballer Joe Cole
I don't believe a word of it
( applehead herp derp, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:21, archived)

i look a bit like vin diesel

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:26, archived)

i thought you were vin?

( mongychops, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:29, archived)

yer i am
sssh
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:30, archived)

it's ok, i love all your films

( mongychops, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:32, archived)

never made a shit film in my life

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:34, archived)

Except for all those awful, awful films
/ac
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:36, archived)

Boiler Room was particularly good
And of course the Riddick movies

Everything else he was in was pure jank
( applehead herp derp, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:34, archived)

what the shit do you know?
you like fucking winkleman.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:35, archived)

So do you
you fucking speng
( applehead herp derp, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:37, archived)

its almost like i KNEW what i posted earlier :O

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:40, archived)

You're bald?

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:30, archived)

all over

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:30, archived)

Like Matt Lucas.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:31, archived)

This is a horrific series of mental images

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:32, archived)

AB and WW reckon I look like Matt Smith (the lad who's the new Doctor Who.)
This is clearly a lie. For one thing, I'd never let my hair grow that long.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:30, archived)

Loads of girls want to have sexy times with him so surely that's a compliment :)

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:36, archived)

But the girls that want sexy times are 13 and probably fat.
And I like my 13 year olds slim and trim thank you very much.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:39, archived)

It's ok, I have the same problem with girls with a spastic fetish

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:42, archived)