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JMG.
What's the current JMG trends being used on here?
Or, what's your JMG gossip?
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 16:23, archived)
Do all the national newspapers have jobs advertised in them, JMG?

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 16:26, archived)
I have no idea. But I'd doubt it.
I don't read many newspapers, with the internet at hand most of the day and all.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 16:27, archived)
but on the internet you have to type in stuff or otherwise end up with a million options.
I'd like to just see what's out there.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 16:27, archived)
How would JMG know that?

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 16:27, archived)
I need information about job hunting. I know who will be able to help
Mr DOLE
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 16:28, archived)
DOLE are shites.
13 weeks, and the most they've said to me has been "sign here"
That's what i get for being moved to a Lambeth Jobcentre.
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 16:32, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqAypbgaUKM
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 16:35, archived)
i like that cat
despite being allergic.
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 17:00, archived)
Mummy JMG must be trying to force him to get a job.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 16:28, archived)
What an elongated route to a tiresome internet gag.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 16:29, archived)
I wasn't really asking you JMG,
I was just hoping that someone else would answer.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 16:31, archived)
Probably
Local papers are also a good look
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 16:28, archived)
I don't want to be anywhere near this county to be honest.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 16:31, archived)
Other local papers?
Look online or something
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 16:32, archived)
I shall.
I've only really been doing this for two days and I'm bored already.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 16:35, archived)
I know, appling for graduate schemes bore me to not want to do them
Tell us of a time when...
Tell us of a time when...

CUNTS!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 16:36, archived)
I've already got some stuff in the pipeline,
I just want to know if there's something better for me out there. Plus I want to get out of my parents' house as quick as I can. Been here for less than a week and want to go.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 16:40, archived)
I move back on wednesday :(

(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 16:41, archived)
me n the mrs live at mine.
it works well as ma buggers off worldwide often. She was pissed off last week as she couldn't get insurance to go to Libya. yes. Libya. Zuki's mum is 74.
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 17:14, archived)
The worst thing is,
if you have a job (even if it's just to pay the bills) they suddenly lose all interest even if you've got everything else going for you.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 16:47, archived)
Im going for a PhD as I can't find a job

(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 16:48, archived)
I'd have done the same.
Except I couldn't stand research, and besides no-one was interested, as I didn't have industrial experience.

Which I couldn't get because I didn't have any more the bare minimum in previous experience. *head in hands*
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 16:52, archived)
Well what I've hopefully got, interview went well,
is an EngD, which is like a PhD with industrial experience, means I get a foot in the door with industry and become Dr Nick. Bonus!

Also working in holland is always a plus aswell :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 16:54, archived)
baldmonkey drew a willy on the blackboard while you were out

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 16:26, archived)
I'm starting to think he's our new Wogan.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 16:27, archived)
Snitch.
You're getting digs at the gate at home time.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 16:27, archived)
awwwww!
I'll let you have a go on my sister then, call it quits
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 16:28, archived)
DEAL!

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 16:29, archived)
Her knickers are red and they have podka dots on:)

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 16:35, archived)
lololol

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 16:37, archived)
*vomits blood*

(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 16:45, archived)
OH FUCKING HELL

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 17:06, archived)
aaaand, I'm done.

(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 17:13, archived)

www.b3ta.com/questions/bullies/all
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 16:28, archived)
I've painted some ants to look like different animals and have opened a really tiny zoo.
You can hire a Micro Machines jeep to do a safari park drive round it.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 16:27, archived)
INVESTMENT OPPORTUNITY!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 16:27, archived)
InvestmANT more like.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 16:29, archived)
Oh yer, AFC Energy shares are soaring.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 16:31, archived)
I got the night off tonight Jammy, but am doing a day-shift tomorow.
I might go for a curry with the lads, not sure yet, whenever I have that sort of thing, it fucks up my stomach for a few days, my insides are so "Hello Sailor".

Right, off for a coffee, l8rz g3z0r.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 16:27, archived)
Have you and SexFace been caught staring at the other in their Y-Fronts yet?

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 16:28, archived)
I wonder if anyone has ever used a y-front properly.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 16:59, archived)
JMG sleeps nude in an oxygen tent that he believes gives him sexual powers

(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 16:49, archived)