I'll be able to apply for these soon.
This is my way of telling the internet that I'm going to be a Dad.
(__, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:15, archived)

Subtle, aren't I?

(__, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:15, archived)

poor cow, imagine having to push that needy, attention seeking aborted foetus out of your cunt

( mongychops, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:17, archived)

QUICK GET NATIONAL ENQUIRER
LOOK AT THE SIZE OF IT'S FACE
( mongychops, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:18, archived)

I've a fat face

(__, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:21, archived)

Half of this doesn't make sense

(__, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:18, archived)

i sure she will see sense and abort, like i bet your mum wishes she had, and like i wish you would to your life
you know, like just fuck off and die
( mongychops, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:20, archived)

Jesus fucking christ

(__, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:21, archived)

i'm not no, but if i was i'd see to it that everyday your life got so pathetic that you killed yourself in the manner of my choosing
probably molten lead funnelled into your arsehole
( mongychops, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:27, archived)

haha
yeah

good banter, forum, times.
(__, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:27, archived)

You've knocked up Pickle Fairy?
:(((((((
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:17, archived)

Yes.
Because we had sex.

With each other.

*wink*
(__, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:18, archived)

How did you trick someone into bearing your offspring?

(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:16, archived)

I got a girlfriend and we had sex and used protection
A huge malicious plan
(__, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:17, archived)

ahhh
well played, sir.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:18, archived)

You're so edgy and cool, can you make me edgy and cool?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:19, archived)

No,
no
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:20, archived)

Oh man, i'm never gonna get chicks to dig me now.
=((
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:21, archived)

Attention seeking fucking liar.

( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:22, archived)

Haha
This has been tearing me up for about a month now, though
(__, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:23, archived)

Wildheart's known since late April

(__, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:24, archived)

Congratulations, I suppose.
OR NOT. Whatever.
( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:25, archived)

I love the internet

(__, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:26, archived)

:-D

( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:29, archived)

I just feel sorry for her
trying to push that huge head and face out.

Congratulations by the way :)
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:26, archived)

Ta
I'm excited now. Was absolutely scared. But we're back together now, which is excellent. One day at a time.
(__, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:27, archived)

Well done on keeping it quiet.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:11, archived)