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Morning poo.
Low on odour but slighly loose consistency with an excess on wipeage and splash.

Nondescript.

5/10
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 7:30, archived)
make it explode
and i'll give you your own mtv series
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 7:44, archived)
It did yesterday :(

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 7:45, archived)
Oh Dear!

(I helped save b3ta! fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 7:48, archived)
A common surname amongst Irish stags.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 7:51, archived)
Whale Oil Beef Hooked

(I helped save b3ta! fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 7:57, archived)
*plays papa roach soundtrack*

(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 7:57, archived)
**turns it off again **

(I helped save b3ta! Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 8:39, archived)
i had chilli-con-carne yesterday, but just before serving my wife added some beans that were only half-cooked.
now my chod's coming out like a nuggety picnic bar
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 7:57, archived)
Whilst watching transformers 2 yesterday, I had a awful stomach cramp during the last 3 minutes of the film
When the movie was over, I had to rush to the loo and there I too had a full blown series of explosions and tense moments.

I felt I got my monies worth.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 8:09, archived)
Like a flock of doves through the eye of a needle?

(I helped save b3ta! fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 8:14, archived)
I do believe it transformed into something
but I would not allow kids to play with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 8:14, archived)
Have you seen DOGMA?

(I helped save b3ta! fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 8:15, archived)
Golgotha ?

(I helped save b3ta! turb0t, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 8:16, archived)
It is biblical to an extent..
But there is a cracking shitmonster scene
(I helped save b3ta! fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 8:19, archived)
best shitmonster is in weird science.

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 8:31, archived)
i've seen weird science
but I dont reacll a shit monster.
Or am I think ing of a different film ?
This was the 80's film where they wore bras on their heads and had a 8bit computer that made a perfect woman ? is that right ?
(I helped save b3ta! turb0t, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 8:35, archived)
chet...the shit monster
ohhh come on.

images.dawgsports.com/images/admin/Chet_monster_version.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 8:38, archived)
now I see it
yes I do remember it now.
(I helped save b3ta! turb0t, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 8:41, archived)
Albino poo ?

(I helped save b3ta! turb0t, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 8:15, archived)
Did you like the film?

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 8:29, archived)
loved it

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 8:31, archived)
YOU ALL DISGUST ME
outrageous beasts
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Mon 22 Jun 2009, 8:13, archived)
Morning poo:
shit
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 8:18, archived)
MY BACK HURTS

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 8:28, archived)
Where?
why? I strained my stomach muscles yesterday.
(I helped save b3ta! Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 8:38, archived)

Across the top, near my neck and down near my hips. I really don't know why :(

I'm off to the doctors in a bit for them to tell me they can't do anything and to take painkillers.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 8:40, archived)
get a new one
possibly a taller one
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 8:45, archived)
I'm quite happy with my height thanks
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 8:50, archived)
then why the sad face?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 8:53, archived)
you're horrible about my height
and I'm in pain
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 8:58, archived)
i suppose you don't have to do as much cooking if you can't reach the pans

daww, i'm just kidding. anyway, wait until utol gets here, he'll tell you a thing or two about pain
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 9:11, archived)
without reading the context of the thread in which you had posted
I thought you were listing up the places you liked to be kissed.
(I helped save b3ta! turb0t, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 8:47, archived)


(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 8:51, archived)


(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 8:52, archived)
I have not had one yet
As one of my drivers managed to slam his pinky in a door when leaving his house and as a result - Lidl marketing department are pissed off with me for the second time in a week.
This is not a good day.
(I helped save b3ta! Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 8:36, archived)
makes lidl difference though does it

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 8:39, archived)
aargh! another shit joke
you make them aldi time
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 8:53, archived)