Dear Jobe,
If you had the powers of a transformer, what vehicle would you be?

What is the most unattractive thing in the opposite sex?
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:53, archived)

1) I'd transform into you
2) Me :D
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:54, archived)

I hope the vehicular version of me is just me crouched over on all fours with a saddle on my back, ready to gallop like a mighty stallion.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:56, archived)

you'd be a giant mecha-pug

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:26, archived)

whoopwhoopwhoop
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:32, archived)

that doesn't work for me :(((

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:39, archived)

hey, you're not jobe
deegeetron though, not bad
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:57, archived)

The question was too good to miss ;)

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:58, archived)

Oh I 'd like to answer this
I would become an old plane like Jetfire, or even a Camaro like Bumblebee.

The most unattractive thing in men is when they scratch their balls and most dont seem to mind doing it in public. Imagine if we women started scratching our fanny itches in public.
( Mrs Sp@m, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:56, archived)

bumblebee is not a camaro!
he's a beetle

i'd be ULTRA FUCKING MAGNUS
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:59, archived)

Ohhhh I am just beginning to have G1 transformers forced upon me
so is Ultra Magnus the huge one with the hammer that Rachet activated with the codes from Arcee ?

(sorry if this all sounds bollocks i don't even know if I am remembering an episode of the new animated or the G1 DVD's we bought)
( Mrs Sp@m, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:03, archived)

THIS is ultra magnus
www.comicstatues.com/images/ultramagnusL.jpg

'cept he has legs of course
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:12, archived)

he looks like a cross between prime and starscream

( Mrs Sp@m, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:13, archived)

he's massive and has shoulder mounted rocket launchers
JUST LIKE ME
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:16, archived)

I'd fucking love it if you wabbled your fanny at me.
We do have to adjust sometimes. It's the reason we've got pockets, You wouldn't understand as you do not own undercarriage droopage.

Unless you've got one of those prolapsed fannies that looks like Mike Tyson's boxing glove after 12 rounds :S blllerg
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:00, archived)

I would like to be a Harrier Jumpjet.
Also, girls with a chip on their shoulder are not attractive at all.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:57, archived)

Oh I agree with this,
ladies should be smiley and happy at least until you get to know them, girls who walk around all grumpy and demanding are horrid.
( Mrs Sp@m, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:59, archived)

It doesn't matter how much of a honey they are, if they are a ball busting grumpo then noooooo thank you.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:02, archived)

Is that after you've shagged them a few times?

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:06, archived)

I'm DG! How very dare you, I'm a gentleman!
course.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:10, archived)

Good one, DG.
I would turn into a... a.... a........ one of those GIANT trucks that moves coal around. You know the ones - the ones with wheels the size of houses.

Underarm hair is pretty awful I think.
( Jobe, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:58, archived)

I watched a documentary about a copper mine and they were talking about those trucks
They can carry 300 tonnes of coal in one go!
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:04, archived)

They are
A-mazing. I heard JMG needs to use one to get about Newcastle.
( Jobe, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:09, archived)

Smugness, emo cuts (you have the same haircut as all women over the age of 40 did in 2002)

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:01, archived)

I'd imagine the other kind of emo cuts too

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:02, archived)

Nah, I'm in a metal band
if I was put off by wrist slash scars I'd never be able to go in half of the places we play.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:05, archived)

Geek emos are easy to spot
They are the ones with backslashes...
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:09, archived)

:D

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:09, archived)

Sorry, it was a terrible joke

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:16, archived)

Looks like someone shotgunned them in the back of their mullet

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:08, archived)

Mainly smugness, though.
My ex was his biggest fan, and it just got so WEARING. Plus he used to say that I embarrassed him when I smiled. :(
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:09, archived)

Sounds like a loser.
and I thought I was bad with GFs ;P
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:11, archived)

Yeah, he's a massive prick.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:13, archived)

I'd turn into a giant robomantis and fuck a hole in the side of a truck.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:02, archived)

a whole what?

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:03, archived)

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
(I've had about 2 hours sleep)
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:06, archived)

daww
MAN UP, SALLY
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:19, archived)