Waiting for the gasman to inspect my pipes

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:40, archived)

I hope he's corgi registered, if you know what I mean.

because working with gas is dangerous
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:42, archived)

YAP YAP WOOF>

( sleepybinky, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:42, archived)

Oh helloe I hears you has noe hot water
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:50, archived)

aww hes cute.

( sleepybinky, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:50, archived)

Must... remain... calm...
Dear god that's adorable.

I want to hug it and squeeze it and luffs it.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:51, archived)

We've just got one of these
Bichon Poo

Well my son has but he allows me to puppy sit occasionally.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 13:03, archived)

Does eggy bum Biff get on with him?

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 13:05, archived)

He loves him
even though Percy keeps pouncing on him and nibbles his ears.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 13:06, archived)

Awww :D
I want this dog
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 13:07, archived)

FEAR!

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 13:08, archived)

HE WANTS LICKY TIEMZ

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 13:09, archived)

EEeeeeeHEHEHEEHHEHEHEEEE :D
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 13:13, archived)

I'm sorry, I just don't get pugs
they look so miserable
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 13:16, archived)

They NEED me!
They look so useless I can't help but think they are cute.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 13:19, archived)

That explains your taste in women!
What's wrong with me?
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 13:20, archived)

heh
You hating on the laydees today?
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 13:21, archived)

I've been like this since Saturday morning
Sorry.

My real life hatred for clinically stupid yet attractive women is dribbling onto the internet.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 13:23, archived)

they do rather have the look of an alien co-starring with Christopher Walken
( vladimir, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 13:20, archived)

I bet it would look cuter inside out

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:53, archived)

It's "gas safe" registered now
God, where have you BEEN?
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:43, archived)

I want corgis in greasy boiler suits, SCREW YOU GAS SAFETY BOARD

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:44, archived)

The gasman is here
He's not wearing a boiler suit, he's not a corgi, and he's not attractive.

He loses on all three counts.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 13:18, archived)

Fnar fnar.

( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:42, archived)

Ooh matron

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:43, archived)

oh my.
*glasses steam up*
*clammy hands*
*Inhalers*
( RR I love you ... in a way, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:43, archived)

*pounces whilst wearing bran-new CAT HAT*

( sleepybinky, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:43, archived)

*pats lap*
*tickles behind ear*
( RR I love you ... in a way, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:44, archived)

aww yeah.

( sleepybinky, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:46, archived)

are you sending me a randomburn? huh? huh? are you?
*jostles*
( sleepybinky, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:44, archived)

When i get round to it.
*slouches nonchalantly*
*chews toothpick*
( RR I love you ... in a way, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:45, archived)

i burned one for you but i am too lazy to go to the post office.

( sleepybinky, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:46, archived)

email a mp3 of you singing them, medley style.

( RR I love you ... in a way, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:47, archived)

oh god your ears would bleed. i am a dreadful vocalist.

( sleepybinky, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:50, archived)

okay then... email a picture of you singing them medley style.
I can imagine a voice of an angel then*.


*not Charlotte Church
( RR I love you ... in a way, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:53, archived)

(from down there) Cher's daugther look more like Moohala, so I'm safe from the ribbing.
infidelsparadise.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/alg_cher_daughter.jpg
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:46, archived)

I know, I was disappointed, that's why I didn't add a link.
Nice tits he has.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:47, archived)

DONKEY GUMS IS MOOHALA'S MUM
PROOF
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:48, archived)

YES!
I LIKE THIS.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:49, archived)

DAMN JOOO!!
D: Think of my vagina?!?!
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:51, archived)

It's as haggard as your face, it no longer believes in life after the loving it's had.
It's given up and resigned itself to its existence as nothing more than a wrinkly mess of a bag that looks and feels like it contains porridge, which it leaks constantly.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:56, archived)

My face looks like the Wicked Witch of the West got later life Down's Syndrome.
You look like you've had your eyes thumbed in by an angry sailor.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 13:00, archived)

Christ, she pilled on the pounds since she gave up the smack.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:51, archived)

Oh cripes - it's the gasman!!

( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 13:01, archived)