I have already had 2 packets of
cheese and onion crisps, but want a third, should I have another?

All responses must be yes
( diffy maybs, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 15:01, archived)

No.

( King Ralph is drunk, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 15:03, archived)

Yes

( Newington, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 15:03, archived)

Thank you
I did
( diffy maybs, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 15:05, archived)

You're Cheggers
so of course. And some gerkins and coal too?
( D3xt3r Don't take any guff from these fucking swine...., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 15:11, archived)

No

not had any cravings with this one :(

was so looking forward to kicking my hubby out of bed to look for a shop that's still open at 3am for some odd combination of food

with my first I craved meat, tons of meat, I have fond memories of sitting in the cinema watching Notting Hill with a packet of Tesco Value Chicken Roll to munch my way through

/smiles
( diffy maybs, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 15:14, archived)

Maybe.......

( D3xt3r Don't take any guff from these fucking swine...., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 15:04, archived)

Definitely not
Salt and vinegar is and remains the Daddy.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 15:04, archived)

you should tell him to wash his cock

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 15:07, archived)

I don't talk
with my mouth full.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 15:11, archived)

switch flavour
they smell like sweaty feet.
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 15:04, archived)

GO AND DRINK GIN

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 15:05, archived)

*sighs*
( diffy maybs, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 15:06, archived)

Replies with lots of spaces in
Are really annoying
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 15:10, archived)

what spaces?

( diffy maybs, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 15:15, archived)

No
Have something more interesting. And that won't make you smell so bad ;P
( Dekazer, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 15:05, archived)

Cats.

( grindforcolumbine Terrorism is bloody rude., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 15:05, archived)

Yes.
Cheese and onion am teh bestest,
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 15:05, archived)

Yes - do it
In the meantime, a colleague just sent me this:

Doc - "Hello, how can I help you?"

Man - "I've got an orange cock!"

Doc - "What?"

Man - "My cock - it's turned orange."

Doc - "Umm... I'll have to look that up. Ah, it seems it could be a sign of stress; do you suffer from stress?"

Man - "Not really"

Doc - "What about stress at work?"

Man - "Well, I did have a nightmare job, a complete idiot for a boss, I worked 80 hours week for pennies and then I got the sack"

Doc - "That sounds very stressful."

Man - "Yeah, but my new job is great, half the hours, 3 times the salary and I feel really appreciated"

Doc - "Hmm, what about your home life?"

Man - "Well, my girlfriend was a complete cunt, she nagged non-stop and put me down every chance she got."

Doc - "That sounds stressful"

Man - "Yeah, but I left her and I've never been happier."

Doc - "I see, what about your social life?"

Man - "Social life? I don't really have one."

Doc - "Really? What do you do in your spare time?"

Man - "Watch porn and eat Wotsits."
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 15:06, archived)

hahaha

( Reckless_Rik, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 15:07, archived)

Ha ha ha
Ha ha ha
( King Ralph is drunk, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 15:07, archived)

The old ones
are still the oldest
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 15:08, archived)

lol!!!11
oH mygoD!!11

Th@ts s00000000ooo funny :):)
( diffy maybs, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 15:08, archived)

nah
have some smokey bacon
( Reckless_Rik, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 15:09, archived)

Try a Vanilla Custard Muller Rice
and a Chocolate Fudge Frijj.

And some crisps.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 15:13, archived)