"b3ta will be coming down for maintenance at midnight tonight. Ooh, mysterious!"
NOO! WHAT IS THIS MADDNESS!?
( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:42, archived)

But, but, I'm going to be drunk tonight for the first time in nearly 2 months, :(!

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:42, archived)

I spent the weekend drinking rum
there may have been cross dressing, car crashes and nuns involved
( Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:48, archived)

if I were to guess, I'd say b3ta will be coming down for maintenance at midnight tonight
Ooh, mysterious!
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:42, archived)

Oh well, I have no internets at home anyway
Fucking BT, screwing up the phone line order *mumbles*
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:42, archived)

JMG's fault.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:42, archived)

only you can see that.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:43, archived)

HOLD ME

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:43, archived)

*shoves them all aside*
*clings*
( sleepybinky, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:43, archived)

*cat hat cuddle*
SO SCARY, BINKS.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:46, archived)

IT'S OK. we still have twitter.
and maintenance sounds like a GOOD thing. MAINTAIN IT GOOD, BABY.
( sleepybinky, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:49, archived)

It's a mystery to me what he's doing.
I hope there will be bevelled edges though.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:51, archived)

But I might smoosh you!
I don't want to smoosh anyone
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:44, archived)

i'm going round gathering up all the tiny people to shield them from this calamity
*lays hand flat on floor*
hop on!
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:46, archived)

*Waves a hatpin*
WHAT IS THIS GIANT HAND?! People of Lilliput unite!
( Bats, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:48, archived)

*booms*
COME WITH ME IF YOU WANT TO LIVE
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:49, archived)

*climbs on beard*
*swings*
( sleepybinky, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:51, archived)

i'll plait some ropes into it

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:52, archived)

hang a tyre on there.

( sleepybinky, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:01, archived)

Ah sure.
Do us good.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:43, archived)

This is it!!!
This is b3ta /talk shutting down FOREVER!

Someone, for the love of GOD, someone please set up a memorial facebook page!
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:43, archived)

Lulz, I tell you. Lots of lulz.

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:45, archived)

Gameover man! Gameover!

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:51, archived)

Don't worry
We can just migrate to Gonz's board.
( SuperMatt, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:50, archived)

i hear it's because rebel leaders want JMG to be unseated from his throne of power

( Lightguy hail satan, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:43, archived)

there's going to be marching in the streets, empty fray bentos tins for masks

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:45, archived)

people lighting chip fat fires in the parks

( Lightguy hail satan, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:51, archived)

cr3 is The Stig.

( WHARRGARBL, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:45, archived)

I was down at Dunsfold the other week and managed to take a picture of him
without his helmet. I know who it is, and no, I'm not saying or posting the picture.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:49, archived)

You chopped his penis off?

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:50, archived)

It was an accident. I had the wrong teeth in.

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:53, archived)

cr3 is putting in the new ID log in software that I asked for.
Basically instead of a password, you have eject your DVD rom tray, place your chin on it and it it detects if there is more that one chin or you've got a Down's angled face then it won't allow you to log in.

This might be the last time I ever talk to some of you :'(
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:45, archived)

OH GOD THE TRAY WENT BACK IN AND CHINS SIX THROUGH EIGHT ARE TRAPPED IN THE HOLE

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:46, archived)

They must be small chins
Unless you are using Laserdiscs
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:47, archived)

YOU MAY NOT ENTER

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:49, archived)

what about those of us with beards?!
i don't want my glorious chin thatch getting me lumped in with the chubbers
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:47, archived)

You can make a 3d scan with your infer-red mouse

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:49, archived)

PHEW

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:50, archived)

Maybe there's going to be COLOURS!
:D
( Bats, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:47, archived)

There had better not be :>(

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:47, archived)

I'm going to make all your posts a nice jolly GREEN colour!
O hohoho a he he he diddly dee!
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:51, archived)

Colours would make this place harder to disguise at work.

( SuperMatt, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:51, archived)

RACIST

( Lightguy hail satan, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:48, archived)

SUPPLIES!

( Bats, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:49, archived)

a third shade of grey, perhaps

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:51, archived)

THE END IS NIGH

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:51, archived)