There's this website I go to sometimes and it says that it will be closing down for maintenance this evening.
It claims that this is mysterious.
My questions is as follows, is that bendy thing on my arm an arse or an elbow?
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:59, archived)

You're confusing it with your face.

( SuperMatt, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:59, archived)

Beats me, but you've got some shit on your jacket sleeve...

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:59, archived)

It's almost erotic it's that stunning.
/ac
( Bats, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:59, archived)

Either way, they're a rather dull band.

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:00, archived)

tumour

( Lightguy hail satan, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:00, archived)

HELLO.
Sorry I didn't get to Chil Chainnigh. Lack of funds and transport and arsedness.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:00, archived)

Then you missed going to a barbecue at a WIND FARM!
That's how cool my life is.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:02, archived)

Oh, wow.
Super cool. I got pissed in the local opposite an overgrown graveyard. Good times. The little cottage in the same street that I wanted to live in was sold for €300,000 o_O
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:04, archived)

Clearly Kilmacow is so behind the times that recession hasn't hit yet.
Perhaps I should move there and become a property billionaire.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:05, archived)

Do, it'll be great craic.
It's fucking tiny, and apparently the lovely garden I was admiring isn't even part of the plot. Craziness.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:06, archived)

Chil Chainnigh sounds made up

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:02, archived)

All place names are made up.
They don't go around turning places upside down to see what God wrote underneath them.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:04, archived)

Maybe in Ireland you do. In The UK God gave everything its name.
Milton Keynes is in the bible.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:07, archived)

Exodus 4; 17 And Moses led the Isralites unto Milton Keynes.
Exodus 4 ; 18 And the Israelites said unto Moses, "Listen big lad, I mean, we appreciate what you're trying to do, but we're going back to Egypt.
Exodus 4 ; 19 That's right, Egypt, back into slavery, rather than live in this shit hole.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:10, archived)

like the rest of 'ireland'

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:04, archived)

Was that real manure?
I don't think so.
Was that real manure?
No it wasn't.
Was that real manure?
It's a movie. Stop asking me the questions.
( FoldsFive, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:01, archived)

ahaha
nice work

what's michael j fox like?
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:03, archived)

He's a nice guy.

( FoldsFive, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:05, archived)

what's michael j fox like?

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:06, archived)

He's nice.

( FoldsFive, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:08, archived)

what's michael j. fox like?

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:10, archived)

HE'S AN ALIEN.
STOP ASKING ME THE QUESTIONS.
( FoldsFive, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:11, archived)

phew, we got there
well done, chap
*handshake*
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:14, archived)

He seemed very nervous when I met him.

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:06, archived)

It's preparation for cr3's masterplan.
He's going to remove Tuesdays from b3ta in an attempt to stop me becoming even more popular.
( WormuIus, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:14, archived)