How?
We need FACTS.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 16:57, archived)

Pugs are better than goats x12

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 16:58, archived)

Pugs live on snuffle dust,
Goats live on grass and eating bedsheets.

Pugs can smoke pipes and talk many languages,
Goats can only smoke rollups and can only say BLLEE.

A Pug's penis the length of 3 Mallards,
a goat's dinkle is the size of a Smarties tube.

Pugs have got a self propulsion system and actually hover and parp if they need to move forward,
Goats can't even move, they're made from wood.

It's also impossible to give a pug a papercut.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 17:03, archived)

OH HAI
files.meetup.com/126457/Merry%20Pug%20Christmas.JPG
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 17:05, archived)

eeee :D

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 17:06, archived)

JINGLE JINGLE JINGLE
www.beverlyhillsbreeders.com/images/pug-puppy.jpg
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 17:12, archived)

Why do they have cancer where their eyes should be?
and abortions where the rest of them should be?
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 17:07, archived)

Coz you never did your homework as a child and your parents were very disappointed.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 17:08, archived)

PUG RAPE
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-v1EMf1V8_8
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 17:13, archived)

RESIGNATION
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9K-Wu2oKhK8&feature=related
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 17:28, archived)

you know those joke foam icecreams that pop off the cone when you press the button
that's what pug eyes do if you drop a yellow pages on the back half
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 17:50, archived)

It's ok, they're attached with elastic.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 17:58, archived)

I heard if you put two pugs next to each other
they start spinning and orbiting each other.
More pugs can be included in the equation and they all spin and hover and orbit to form a giant three dimension spirograph of pugs.
It is thought that one day, this power can be harnessed as a renewable energy source, but one pug keeps wandering off and breaking the chain.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 17:09, archived)

Silly billies :)
www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/jpg/pugvgoat.jpg
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 17:19, archived)

pugs look ugly
should i say this is opinion or fact?
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 17:50, archived)

No. It's only an opinion.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 17:58, archived)

oh
i was hoping to be groundbreaking and revolutionary
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 18:10, archived)

cr3 is The Stig.

( WHARRGARBL, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 16:58, archived)

WE NEED HARD SCIENCE

( SuperMatt, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 16:58, archived)

.
Do you have horns on your fucking head? Goats do, because they are badass.
(An amusing and topical username, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 17:02, archived)

Donkey Gums doesn't need horns.
He's that "badass"
( WHARRGARBL, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 17:03, archived)

*dual fives*

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 17:04, archived)

He does have horns.
They're just so long they've gone back round and are now entering his head instead of exiting them.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 17:06, archived)

I think I've won this fight Edd.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 17:09, archived)