That's lovely, darling
I might go out and buy things in a bit. Thrills aplenty.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:04, archived)

WHAT SORT OF THINGS?

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:04, archived)

Boxes to put stuff in
And some muesli and some unsweetened soya milk
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:06, archived)

Ghey.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:07, archived)

Are you a homosexual?
All of these things sound like cockmongler items.

Where's all the steak, beer, and amusing belt buckles?
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:07, archived)

CONFIRMATION!

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:08, archived)

I'm very sorry
The food shite is all medical. I have high cholesterol apparently and that sort of shite lowers it. As for the boxes, I'm moving soon and I need things to put things in, books mostly. I have meat in the fridge if that's any help.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:10, archived)

Much better
It is manly to have high cholesterol.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:12, archived)

manly to have your mighty body defeated by some gunge?
pah
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:14, archived)

It shows evidence of hard living

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:15, archived)

yeah, anyone can live hard
the manly SURVIVE
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:15, archived)

No, it doesn't.
My mother has it and is the healthiest person alive, has been drunk about three times in her life. He's a big gay after all.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:16, archived)

:(

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:19, archived)

Mwuhahahaha
It's genetic, I believe.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:22, archived)

I'm going out now, you fucking cunt.
You'd better alter your attitude when I get back.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:24, archived)

see you later, mary

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:26, archived)

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
I'd fight a bear or something but constrictive heart failure and that can be troublesome.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:15, archived)

Is there a Granny flat where you are moving to?
Granny Maffers
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:13, archived)

No, fuck off
And where have all the smack heads gone? I saw none at all in Edinburgh, and while I understand you have not been there, I hold you entirely responsible.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:14, archived)

I drove there in my Honda Accord and cleaned up the city for you before you got there.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:17, archived)

Good vengeance skills

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:19, archived)

what things what things what things what things what things what things what things what things what things what things what things what things what things what things what things what things what things?

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:05, archived)

Bombs and shit
To blow crap up
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:06, archived)

I agree with you.
Lovely stuff.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:09, archived)

Validation
GLEEEEEEEE!
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:11, archived)

Oooooooh!
Buying things, eh. You flash cunt.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:05, archived)

As an irish, how do you stand on instant mash?
I'm all for it, me.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:07, archived)

I agree with you.
Lovely stuff.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:07, archived)

by putting it under her and stepping onto it.
HAHAHA
( GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:07, archived)

ROFL
and so forth
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:11, archived)

what if too much water is used and she sinks?
what then?
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:15, archived)

I've never eaten it.
My Da says it's alright, though.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:07, archived)

Honestly?
Proper mash only takes 15/20 minutes.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:09, archived)

As opposed to thirty seconds

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:10, archived)

But still...
Eww.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:12, archived)

^this
makes me think of wallpaper paste.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:14, archived)

You're doing it wrong
Add butter and parmesan and you have a dish worthy of awe and wonder.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:16, archived)

You'd be better with polenta then surely?

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:17, archived)

Now who's looking gay?

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:18, archived)

Maffers always looks gay

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:20, archived)

Tidy beard = guaranteed bumfoolery

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:21, archived)

I have no beard currently.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:23, archived)

Gay

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:25, archived)

As gay as Sean Tully wearing a leapord skin dressing gown...

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:26, archived)

You want me so much
Good day to you
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:29, archived)

NO!
YOU flash cunt, me go make tea...
(likeajackhammer, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:07, archived)

Lololol
We will soon be living on the same land mass.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:08, archived)

*unhappy face*
did it not work out in THAT England?
(likeajackhammer, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:36, archived)

Nope, it is not for me.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:45, archived)