7:15 and no bugger here
ARSE!
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 7:15, archived)

I've been up all night sniffing fly spray, I'm off my fucking tits

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 7:19, archived)

gives you a buzz does it?
ithankyou

here til Saturday, try the veal.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 7:26, archived)

morning

(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 7:21, archived)

no, no one has died.
although I have a great aunt with cancer.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 7:26, archived)

i was up at 5am.
i didnt like it.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 7:37, archived)

just tell them to keep their hands to themselves.

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 7:38, archived)

Puff
My alarm went at 415
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 7:39, archived)

yer but youre old and shit
youve had a loooong time to get used to the early starts.
ive got a whole fucking month of five am's :((((
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 7:41, archived)

and the man on the train kept doing this snotting thing
where hed snort and then swallow his snot.
i didnt like it.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 7:42, archived)

I bet you got off on it
I bet you were imagining it was his sex noise and touching yourself
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:16, archived)

im always touching myself

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:19, archived)

I'm off to Glastonbury in an hour and 7 minutes.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 7:53, archived)

There was a chap came through my till last night
on his way to Glasto. Six packs of wet wipes, one massive box of Stella, some lunch and a box of Panadol. Apparently he had another car full of beer but he still enquired our licensing and what time we could start selling beer.

Why can't I have this much fun?
( Bats, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 8:46, archived)

ANTIFAT
I'm skating to work this morning.
You'll know if it's a success or failure at around 9:30.
( SuperMatt, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 7:59, archived)

I think Bill Turnbull is a robot
Not a killbot, but a friendly robot that helps grannies cross the road.
( SuperMatt, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 8:00, archived)

id love to skate but id fall arse over tit

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 8:03, archived)

It's because you're a mong, innit?

( SuperMatt, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 8:10, archived)

Hello!
Now's as good as time as any to start drinking, gin or rum?
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 8:12, archived)

gin always gin
unless you're planning on sitting out in the sun and you have loads of mint
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Wed 24 Jun 2009, 8:24, archived)

Bugger.
you beat me to it.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 8:26, archived)

Seems to be a resolute victory for gin.

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 8:28, archived)

gin.
always gin.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 8:25, archived)

The problem with gin
is that it always wins.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 8:29, archived)

Gin is the mind killer.
The little death that brings total anihilation.
( WormuIus, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 8:37, archived)

Let the Gin flow.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 8:41, archived)

Gin delights not me; no, nor woman neither.

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 8:45, archived)

Red, red, giiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnn
stay close to meeeee
(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 8:56, archived)

rum. with coke.
the other two are unknowing mongs.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 8:28, archived)

anyone that drinks spirits with coke
is a pikey mong
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Wed 24 Jun 2009, 8:41, archived)

get the fuck off my subthread mong

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 8:46, archived)

the worst culprits are those that mix brandy or decent whiskey
what a waste
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Wed 24 Jun 2009, 8:56, archived)

Yeah of course
you fat spastic.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 8:52, archived)

vodka, makes you pissed but you only seem thick to other people

( mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 8:32, archived)

that wasnt an option mongo

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 8:33, archived)

that's how i roll, do something off the wall and that, outside the box, bit of blue sky thinking

( mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 8:39, archived)

you are one crazy dude

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 8:45, archived)

Mr. Blue Sky?
Please tell us why...
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 8:45, archived)

I'm here
don't panic.
( WormuIus, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 8:36, archived)

Thank god.
I can sleep easy now.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 8:44, archived)

i was in the george yesterday, it was quite funny

( mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 8:47, archived)

funny eh.
i guess the comedy werent on then.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 8:50, archived)

I feel a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of users logged out.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 8:51, archived)

Ning!

(dildogaggins is trying to lick ones elbow!, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 8:55, archived)