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Sticking head out train
I wa on a train with my uncle once and he was sticking his head out of the window...and I couldn't contain myself thinking if a train came along and chopped off his head...
I didn't tell him why I was laughing uncontrolably...It may have hurt his feelings
(, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:38, archived)
haha yeah, stop doing this now

(, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:39, archived)
HahahahahaYou're a cunthole

(, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:39, archived)

I've been in hibernation for 10 years....I woke up at xmas 2008
I think I'm having a midlife crisis or I need to attend a mental unit on a weekly basis....but while I wait for my first appointment, I'll write my rubbish on here!
(, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:39, archived)
RARE GURL !
I swarez, bear jokes an tings, but yagetsme?
(, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:39, archived)

pffft peach flavoured probiotic yagetsme
(, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:40, archived)
I swarez Vlad, yagetsme? I'm like .... and she's like.... and then we're all like.... and rare mahn, knowwhatImean ?

(, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:42, archived)
Hee, "Vlad".
:D
(, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:42, archived)

it rhymes with blad
(, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:43, archived)
bladmonkey

(, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:43, archived)
blamdonkey

(, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:44, archived)
balkydemon

(, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:45, archived)
damnblokey

(, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:46, archived)
Ryan?

(, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:40, archived)
Hello Marcus

(, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:40, archived)
you make a good point
I think I need a change of scenery, The sports I do I find it difficult to meet women.
(, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:41, archived)
people always advise taking up some form of dancing
but i don't like dancing :(
(, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:42, archived)
I like dancing, but I have no time for such activities.
I literally have no time as it stands
M: kendo
T: climbing
W: swimming
T: kendo
F: climbing
S: climbing/roadriding
S: climbing/roadriding

(, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:44, archived)
so many stuffs!
do you at least swim somewhere where there are pretty ladies in flattering swimsuits?
(, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:45, archived)
they're an acceptable group.
One I am tempted by.
(, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:47, archived)
don't take up fishing, there is a complete lack of human interaction

(, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:43, archived)
imagine something funny about sleeping with the fishes

(, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:45, archived)

I think it's high time for a new form of fishing, perhaps in shopping centres or other areas with a high crowd density, fish for humans, maybe not with hooks but with something they might get hold of, then screeeeeee, reel them in. You'd get human interaction then
(, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:46, archived)
Martial arts?
Lots of women do that for self-defense.
(, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:44, archived)
yeah, the fucking spoilsports

(, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:46, archived)
I do a martial art.

(, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:46, archived)
Ryan?

(, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:43, archived)
bryan?

(, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:44, archived)