Why do all words beginning with the letter Y
start with a Y...coincidence...I don't think so!
(Denise Bowles, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:39, archived)

ha. yeah.
good one.
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:40, archived)

It's not even the Summer holidays yet.

( ArthurTheRat, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:40, archived)

YM

( RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:40, archived)

ROFL UR FUNNY
Is your username a pun that I've not gotten, or is that your real name?
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:40, archived)

"De Knees Bow Els"

(__, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:41, archived)

www.tunetribe.com/artist/index.html?id=17052

clearly it's this person here
there's no way there could be two with that name
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:41, archived)

"Denise was bullied extensively at school and college and has used this as the inspiration for her songwriting and instead of being defeated by these experiences has turned her life around using her music as a source of strength."
God, if it is her she's not going to last five minutes on here
(__, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:42, archived)

Or maybe we'll inspire her next album

(__, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:43, archived)

Sticks and stones will break my bones.
(Denise Bowles, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:43, archived)

no, that song has been done
unless you do covers
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:44, archived)

If I'm glue then you're rubber
and whatever I say will get stuck in your blubber
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:44, archived)

Oh god
www.tunetribe.com/product/index.html?id=307485

"Fly" is brilliant.


Yup.
(__, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:45, archived)

"I wanna fly with you
I really do"

Poignant lyrics, too
(__, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:46, archived)

MAJOR CHORD MAJOR CHORD MAJOR CHORD

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:48, archived)

I enjoy the ska drums at the beginning of "Fly"

(__, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:49, archived)

I am THE CASIO QUEEN!

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:51, archived)

Oh my lord.

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:49, archived)

pfft. nice.
hey dg. would you rather die or kiss a bmw?
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:45, archived)

I'd fucking love to kiss a black man's willy

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:47, archived)

thought so

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:48, archived)

BUT, if you substitute "music" with "shit comedy"
IT'S YOUR LIFE STORY
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:44, archived)

:'(

(__, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:44, archived)

MOON-FACED MUTANT
LA LA LA LA LA
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:44, archived)

Has that title been passed on then?

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:49, archived)

HA

( RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:47, archived)

"bullied extensively at school"?
HAHA WHAT A FRIENDLESS CUNT, BET IT'S BECAUSE SHE LOOKS LIKE A DOWNS AND SMELLS LIKE A DEAD BADGER.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:43, archived)

are you not down with my syndrome?
(Denise Bowles, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:45, archived)

Not to the level you are, obviously.

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:46, archived)

haha, fucking hell fire
vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&VideoID=11227578
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:45, archived)

Is that video from 1980?

(__, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:47, archived)

I can't hear any of that
despite turning all the volumes up high.

Was it recorded underwater?
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:48, archived)

I think the sound was getting muffled by the WAVES OF HIDEOUS FAT AND OBESITY

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:49, archived)

Denise wasn't the fat one

(__, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:50, archived)

stop being meen about my mum
(Denise Bowles, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:58, archived)

What?
I was calling you "not fat", and suddenly that's an insult to your mum?




Wait, more pressing matters, your mum interviewed you?
(__, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:00, archived)

yes my mum watch what you say she has an alsation
(Denise Bowles, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:05, archived)

I think Maxine Carr was her style icon.

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:50, archived)

THAT'S who she reminds me of!

(__, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:53, archived)

if you whittled some lard off the fat one and made the skinny one eat it, you could make two normal-sized people out of them

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:53, archived)

Like "You"
And "Yachtfucker"
(__, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:40, archived)

Are you the same shit troll from yesterday?
Oh, yesterday begins with a Y.

It's strange cos when I read your post I thought WHY?!!! WHY??!!!!!"

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:41, archived)

chill brah
i39.tinypic.com/54tzyq.jpg
( ArthurTheRat, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:42, archived)

I have my own thanks
www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=2568517&l=251a074245&id=639124179
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:46, archived)

bitch ain't chill

( ArthurTheRat, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:47, archived)

Did you just call my daughter a bitch?
*gets all internet hardman on you*
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:48, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/6251007
( ArthurTheRat, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:49, archived)

*calms down*
*gets angry*
*calms down*
*gets angry*
*has a heart attack*
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:50, archived)

i'm sure he'd kick an ass or two

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:42, archived)

I would've accepted
"He'd make a plan and he'd follow through"
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:44, archived)

or
tell them to unite for true
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:47, archived)

starting the betting here
mongychops or Wormulus?

outside chance of Syncubus
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:43, archived)

I'm glad nobody thinks any comedy account is me anymore
It's like the thinnest layer of respect around here
(__, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:44, archived)

If its Wormulus, will he report himself to Cr3 for deletion?

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:45, archived)

who really gives a rat's arse?

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:46, archived)

I reckon it's an actual new person.
Just a shit one.
( WHARRGARBL, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:47, archived)

This one is me.

( WormuIus, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:49, archived)

but Yvonne starts with an E

( Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:43, archived)

BARK BARK BARK BARK!
BARK BARK BARK BARK!
(Police Dog bark bark bark, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:43, archived)

*joins in*
BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK!

BARK BARK!
( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:46, archived)

i would LOVE to see police dog envolving

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:49, archived)

YES!

( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:51, archived)

I GET NO LOVE :(

( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:49, archived)

licky lick lick
(Police Dog bark bark bark, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:54, archived)

I had a DREAM about you, Police Dog!
You solved a crime ON A MOUNTAIN. I was well impressed.
( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:47, archived)

Who's a good boy? YOU'RE A GOOD BOY!
*scratch behind ear*
( RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:47, archived)

*police dog theme tune*

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:52, archived)

lol is a palindrome
palindrome is not a palindrome.
( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:44, archived)

it's where the losing US vice presedential candidate
does her cycling
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:50, archived)

ym
yields easily you youthful yoghurt coating mongoloid.
( WormuIus, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:49, archived)

ZIS COMEDY ACCOUNT IST NICHT FUNNY.

(Wormulus, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:50, archived)

Honestly?
No-one had the name Hitler before?
I'm genuinely surprised.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:51, archived)

I VOS AS SUPRIZED AS DU IST.

(Wormulus, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:52, archived)

weeeeeak

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:51, archived)

Shatner
Shatner
(Shatner, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:52, archived)

oh brilliant

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:55, archived)