Then why didn't you fucking say something?
Instead of bitching about it on here. It'd have made a better story if you had, too.
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:50, archived)

Suck mah balls

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:51, archived)

*offers*

(Borderline Schizo, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:53, archived)

*spluffs*

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:55, archived)

"Present them"

(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:01, archived)

Why don't you just fuck off
I'm not gonna cause a scene with a couple of stuck up cunts in my local who object to my habit. I'd rather keep quiet and fuck up their meal, next time I'll buy a cigar
( Hankster, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:52, archived)

Their meal would've been even more messed up
if you'd insulted them.
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:54, archived)

Or a big fat smelly PIPE

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:56, archived)

Pfft
"smelly pipe"
( Hankster, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:59, archived)

I knew you'd love it

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:00, archived)

Bring a shisha
and pack it with pipe tobacco, hashish and opium.
And blow the smoke right in their self-righteous faces.
And hack up a big tarry phlegm-ball and spit it in their soup. The cunts.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:59, archived)

Because that would have been rude, you stupid shit.

( Comma, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:53, archived)

Yeah you shit house!
*Jumps on the flaming stickylabel bangwagon.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:54, archived)

yeah
what a proper pointless cunt that cunt is
the cunt
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:56, archived)

"Ooh, look at me, I care about something enough to complain about it to someone else
but not to actually do anything about it myself, I'm so fucking cool!"
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:56, archived)

actually
can I just retract my previous sarcastic flame
and replace it with this one:

"don't be such a stupid cunt"

thanks
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:57, archived)

Is it denser than usual in here today?
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:03, archived)

I suspect flaming the first person to say something stupid
is much more fun than wading through the latest bombing reports.

You half-waxed bollock.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:08, archived)

Well you just turned up...

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:08, archived)

Well that's a stupid thing to say
seeing as usual would mean what it's like when I normally come on here.
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:11, archived)

Spack up your mangey peniscovered cuntshit, you hideous gay.

( Comma, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:57, archived)

This.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:59, archived)

Hell yeah Sista!


*whoops Ricki Lake Stylee*
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:59, archived)

Hmm
I'm upset now cos some little teenager on the internet didn't like my story. And I was too "cool" to cause a scene.

Oh woe is me.
( Hankster, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:02, archived)

I don't know why everyone's so annoyed that I didn't like it
You say something, you can't expect everyone to agree with you.
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:06, archived)

*consoles*
*gropes while it's still legal*
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:07, archived)

Christ, jus go and hang out with that
that other cunt Sprinkles.
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:56, archived)

No, because you see
I have a point.
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:01, archived)

That doesn't mean you're not being a cunt about it.

( Comma, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:02, archived)

yeah
a point on the end of your fucking ridiculous pointy head

What the blithering piss would you have said to them in his place?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:06, archived)

Well
seeing as I don't smoke, that's not really a problem. But perhaps something along the lines of

"Excuse me, but this is the smoking zone, if you don't like it, go somewhere else"
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:07, archived)

No you wouldn't.
Because the obvious response to an unprovoked statement like that would be: "who are you? do we know you? what the fuck are you talking about? are you a mental?"
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:10, archived)

That's a really shit response.
And no, because according to the first post, they were being pretty unsubtle about the...

No, I really can't be bothered to respond to that. That's just fucking stupid.
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:13, archived)

*does "loser" sign on forehead*

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:16, archived)

You asked me what I'd say, shitbrick
I told you.

It's not my fault if you're too much of a cunt to try it yourself.
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:18, archived)

Heh heh, they can get Sp3cial Person to join in
and have a good old jabber about quantum mechanics and eating lots of cheese.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:05, archived)