Morning poo.
Sloppy, foul smelling 'real aler', which somehow manages a tarry consistency neccesitating much wipeage.

Heavy splashback.

2/10
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 7:54, archived)

Mine was a 6 on the Bristol scale this morning.
Not very pleasant and I think there is more to come.
On the plus side, just skating to work twice, I have lost 4lbs.
( SuperMatt, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 7:59, archived)

That's a disappointing
performance for this morning's poo, I'm frankly underwhelmed.

In other news, I'm off to a real ale festival tomorrow, so will no doubt be repeating the experience.
( The Neville What what what, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 7:59, archived)

Mine was a compacted ragged mess

( WormuIus, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:00, archived)

YES BUT WAT ABOUT YOUR POO LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:02, archived)

I produced
something that was like a flock of starlings flying out of my ringpiece.
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:01, archived)

thin, aerodynamic,
hit the water with such grace and pointyness, it flushed it self straight through.

8/10 artistic impression
4/10 girth.
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:03, archived)

Indian takeaway last night.
This one always gives me the shits but they do deliver.

Stomach rumbling, anticipate eruption at 9am.
( stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:18, archived)

nothing to report as yet, but im sure the underwear will be complaining by 13:00 hours
(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:29, archived)