Touching memorials on Facebook
"is truely heartbroken + devastated, been in hysterics crying because a true hero died today at 2:260pm unexpectidly. i don't care what anybody thinks, he was a gentle, kind and loving man who had a heart of pure gold and a need to help the ones who needed it. you didn't deserve to die, you've been my idol since childhood. i know how those bastards made life hard for you, you're safe now. r.i.p michael jackson ♥ "

what's yours?
(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:16, archived)

I don't think hell is a very safe place.

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:17, archived)

I'm having a wank whilst looking at myself in the mirror.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:18, archived)

You're my favourite wanky, rapey scarecrow.

( Cawl, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:20, archived)

unf unf unf

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:39, archived)

hey dg, check it out
it's been a SEXY week
www.b3ta.com/board_stats/talkboard-users.html
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:40, archived)

I could have sworn that said stalk board

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:41, archived)

You can tell I haven't been busy at all this week

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:42, archived)

you're always busty

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:43, archived)

I've got surprisingly few.
"Goodnight Micheal, Ignore the ignorent bastards the legend of you will always live on x" "He was a fab singer but well mmmmmmmmm wat can i say!!!!!"
( Bats, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:19, archived)

I just put "Fuck him he was still a peado"
Which sums it up rather well
(NuffMuff fucks shrubbery, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:20, archived)

yeah, you're cool and funny and stuff

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:42, archived)

i know and really really really popular
(NuffMuff fucks shrubbery, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:51, archived)

I just joined the
"OFFICIAL PETITION TO BRING MICHAEL JACKSON TO AUSTRALIA FOR A CONCERT TOUR!"
group, just so I could wish them luck.
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:23, archived)

"Michael Jackson's upcoming London dates have been cancelled.
They were James (aged 9) and Thomas (aged 11)."
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:27, archived)

Totally stealing that.

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:41, archived)

Yep, hence the quotation marks.
Just doing what the thread asked
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:43, archived)

No i mean im stealing that

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:44, archived)

Be my guest

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:45, archived)

I have none
I am only friends with sensible people.
( dotmund .co.uk, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:43, archived)

friend-of-a-friend's:
"At this sad time we should not judge him on his dodgy music and grating voice, but celebrate the genius of his child abuse and the sweet salty duckbutter he gave."
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:45, archived)

I'll raise a glass to him
I have a bottle of Jamesons whisky so I might pour myself a measure in memory of MJ tonight. After all they both come in tots.
(MagicMoose, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 16:24, archived)