to the person (definitely someone off here but a number i didn't recognise)
that texted me about michael jackson last night I would like to thank you very much as when i receieved the text all my friends in the pub ripped the piss out of me and called me a bullshitter.


Until it was on the tv about 2 minutes later

LOVE OOH

apparently he didn't die in hopspital - he had a stroke in the children's ward first LOLOMGJOKEIHEARDBEFORELOLZZZ
( SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 11:20, archived)

i look forward to the red rocket lunch thread

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 11:21, archived)

I may have some barley water, I hope I don't get too hyperactive.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 11:23, archived)

is it robinson's?
barley water is a grandparents drink.
is this part of your plan to pull grannies?
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 11:26, archived)

They can smell it on me and it gives them a right wet-on

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 11:30, archived)

dg: pleasing all of the people, all of the time.

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 11:37, archived)

ZOMGLOLFUCKOFFZOMG!

was that subtle enough?
( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 11:22, archived)

fuck off you orange nonce, we are talking aircon

( mongychops, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 11:22, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6254097
( WormuIus, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 11:23, archived)

I loves aircon me
With all it's cooling goodness and funny smells
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 11:23, archived)

Serious business aircon.
The LG wall mounted unit in my office has packed up.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 11:24, archived)

dude no, does it have a digital display? error code? have you tried re-setting the condenser?

( mongychops, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 11:25, archived)

I cant read the digital display, it is too high up!
I have pressed the reset button on the remote but it just wont turn on!
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 11:27, archived)

i think you have an issue with the outdoor unit, find it a check it is running

( mongychops, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 11:27, archived)

I have called the aircon man out instead.
I will have a look anyway.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 11:28, archived)

He had a cardiac arrest actually.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 11:23, archived)

I bet they'd been ripping the piss out of you for some time before that anyway.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 11:24, archived)