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My mate went to have a wank in my living room today.
I walked in on him, but didn't see anything, he just looked at me and said "Sorry mate, just fancied a wank", "Oh, ok, I'm just getting some water, just make sure you clean up after yourself", and I left him to it.

I forgot the cleaner comes on a friday.

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(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 14:50, archived)
"I forgot the cleaner comes on a friday."
there's a joke there
(likeajackhammer, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 14:51, archived)
Yeah, but Michael Jackson's dead

(__, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 14:51, archived)
She almost walked in on him.
He isn't sure if he got away with it or not, but the porn was still going on on the laptop.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 14:53, archived)
why in the fucking living room though?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 14:58, archived)
I'm going to be honest, it's not the kind of situation where I'm going to be asking questions.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:00, archived)
Why would he want to just have a wank in your living room anyway?
I'm very concerned about your friends.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:02, archived)
Very soft furnishings.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:03, archived)
you or the front room?

(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:12, archived)
Postman always rings twice

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 14:56, archived)