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( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:44, archived)

How do those front teeth get up there?

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:45, archived)

They're not any more
But in answer to your question - thumbsucking.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 16:08, archived)

I hear you have vaginal denture.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 16:13, archived)

Who told you that?
I'll kill them.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 16:16, archived)

Leonardo DiCaprio.
He said he quite liked it though.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 16:35, archived)

Ah, well, yes

( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 16:58, archived)

it's what happens when you watch too many cartoons as a child.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 16:12, archived)

I must be an exception to the rule
I didn't watch TV until I was about 10 or 12
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 16:15, archived)

either that or I just made it up,
who can tell?
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 16:18, archived)

ooooOOooOooo
*shrugs*
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 16:20, archived)

actually it's what happens
if your parents don't put those little plastic blanks in all the electric sockets in the house.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 16:21, archived)

Yip - nothing to do weith the jaw developing at a funny rate or nuffink. Nope.

( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 16:28, archived)

god no that's just a coincidence,
there's no statistical correlation there whatsoever. It's BAD PARENTS who don't spend money on completely ineffectual solutions to problems that don't even exist in order to assuage the guilt that wouldn't even have occurred to them in the first place if they hadn't been so foolhardy as to look through the Innovations Catalogue.

Definitely the lack of little plastic things in the electrical sockets, yes.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 16:30, archived)

I quite like your brain.
I think it would go down well with a joux and a side of oven-chips.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 16:35, archived)

just don't touch the frontal lobes,
they'd set your stomach off.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 16:36, archived)

hold on are you against the use of socket covers?

( mongychops, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 16:36, archived)

yeah that's the gist of it.
or maybe not. no offence.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 16:37, archived)

i see

( mongychops, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 16:39, archived)

but they do stop your kids' teeth growing the wrong way,
because of all the lost volts floating through the air and that.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 16:40, archived)

if you sprinkle iron filings in front of an uncovered electrical socket,
they actually form into the shape of a malocclusion.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 16:45, archived)

this is why hoovers suck

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 16:48, archived)

hahahahashahahahahahahahahahaha
*clicks like a mental*
( SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:45, archived)

Ouch that's harsh.
Why not go for an easier target- me!
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:51, archived)