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Little gem tucked away...

"I found a note in my boyfriend's diary saying, 'Dump Fatty' - and he meant me."
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:38, archived)

Hahahahahahahahahahaha

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:39, archived)

Where are you getting theese rom?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:39, archived)

This keyboard is soo shit.
=(((
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:40, archived)

Yeh yeh, blame the keyboard
:P
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:41, archived)

it's totally been your keyboard all along

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:42, archived)

Dear Deidre.
It's all GOLD
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:43, archived)

"I think my husband is into cross dressing"
"I checked his [online] activity and he'd visited a lot of pretty-boy sites."
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:45, archived)

Well, she shouldn't have been snooping

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:39, archived)

youre not fat :(

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:39, archived)

that brilliant!
I can just picture him admonishing himself the next day for forgetting.
( minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:40, archived)

saved him some effort, there.
either that or this is the most cunning plot I've ever heard.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:41, archived)

hahaha!
i like this guy
( spacefish bong!, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:45, archived)