for you, Gonz:
Oh Lord, won't you buy me a Honda Accord?
I'm bullied by /talkers, I'm too shit for /board
Vengeance and justice will be my reward -
So Lord, won't you buy me a Honda Accord?
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 22:11, archived)

clickin' dis

(raymond "three griddle pans" luxury yacht lovin' the christmas action, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 22:28, archived)

Oh Lord, won't you fuck off, you tedious preek
Habitual liar, attention you seek
You fat fucking fraud with your spunkbubble clique
Oh please, just fuck back to Question Of The Week
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 22:29, archived)

last line doesn't scan.
But 8/10 for effort, because you showed your working out.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 22:37, archived)

WHY DO YOU GINGERS ALWAYS WEAR GREEN?
GREEN DOESN'T GO WITH ORANGE. YOU LOOK LIKE A MESS.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 22:34, archived)

there was no thought of pleasing you when I dressed.
Or indeed, ever.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 22:36, archived)

everanyone
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 22:40, archived)

sadly true.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 22:41, archived)

Haha, I like that.
This is unfished work of mine, I wanted to do a series.

Oh Lord, why did you buy dy, a mer-ca-diez bens.
Her driver was too drunk, couldn't make the bends.
She was with a farzie, chased by the paparazi, and now she is dead,
So oh lord, why did you buy dy, a mer-ca-diez bens.

I want to do another one about the June 7th london bombings, and whatever other things have happened in a mercadiez, but I'm to much of a thicko.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 22:45, archived)