www.b3ta.com/talk/6255211

and a fine bit of detective work, www.b3ta.com/talk/6255289

Oh, and lazymuffin threw his(?) toys out of his pram a bit later, www.b3ta.com/talk/6255675
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:07, archived)

You should see his profile
www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=79398
(__, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:09, archived)

Summary: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:11, archived)

For posterity, I'd like to copy paste that into a post I can spaz back to in The Future after it has been changed.
lazymuffin's profile currently reads:
"seriously i hate you all. i won't last the week but i'm sure you can all think of some amusing pictures to illustrate my death. to make matters worse, you're all so fucking scared of originality, you continue to accuse me of being a "comedy account" one of the regulars, one of the clique. Rest assured, i'm new "ish" you don't know me, I just hate you. A lot. It's grown in fact. If you all did a Jackson/Fawcett I might be a little upset at first but only til I remembered how fucking cruel and egocentric you really are. Ning."

Thank you.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:14, archived)

I like how he thinks we'll remember him next week, that's some real optimism there

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:17, archived)

I'm willing to bet it keeps returning and whining for a few months.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:19, archived)

i'm pretty sure this is the only messageboard on the internet
otherwise, why would people come here solely to complain that it's shit? if there was some sort of alternative it would make sense to check it out first, see if it would be the sort of place that you like

a couple of years ago the only messageboard on the internet was about spiderman. i hate spiderman, and i tried to get them to change it so that it was about batman. not too big a change i thought, but they just got upset. selfish cunts
( spacefish bong!, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:32, archived)

He only posted four times and he got that upset?

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:13, archived)

Well, yes, but also all her other accounts got banned because she is an intolerable south african ugly old spinster.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:16, archived)

She should have been here last year, she'd have got on well with Bou.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:16, archived)

It's not necessarily Bou.
It's just as likely to be some self-obsessed pansy teenager who's not had enough attention in the last 10 minutes.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:23, archived)

I've only been here a week
and I've been accused of being a comedy account soooooo many times....ho hum such is life!! But I am real.. I think.. mmmm yup I am
( Neddy shucking chit funt, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:21, archived)

Oh, some people do that as a matter of course.
They're tedious wankers, just ignore them.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:24, archived)

S'alright
I think it's quite amusing
( Neddy shucking chit funt, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:26, archived)

Just wait till next week when your L plate disappears and we all relent and let you into the clique.
You'll get a t shirt, the secret passwords and handshakes, AIDS and a free pint of Tennents.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:25, archived)

Yay!
AIDS!! Not the bad AIDs I hope.. had it once was a right pisser
( Neddy shucking chit funt, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:29, archived)

FUCK OFF FENRIS

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:25, archived)

Thank you.
Twats.

What do these people expect to achieve with their "WHYYY WON'T YOUACCEPT ME????:( You are SO CLIKQUE :(:(:( WAH" posts?
Do they think we will all go "Oh dear! I'm am sorry I upset you. Please make yourself comfortable and tell us again how you did drugs this one time and then had sex with a girl. We promise to care this time."?
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:12, archived)

His FIRST POST was " I hate you all"

(__, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:16, archived)

BOU.
End of.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:18, archived)

Well that's a fairly common position round here.
Where did it all go wrong?
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:19, archived)

They're friendless social misfits who are unable to accept it's their fault they're utterly dislikeable wastes of flesh.
If they go to pubs, they probably sit on their own for several hours then approach an unrelated group of people having a laugh and scream "EVERYONE IN THE WORLD IS IN A CLIQUE, I HATE YOU ALL!!!" at them, before bursting into tears and storming out of the door.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:19, archived)

Now that you put it that way, I think I know this guy.
He's a regular in my local.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:20, archived)

We have one like that too.
He tried to convince us the sun was in the wrong position in the sky the other week.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:22, archived)

The Sage (which is how we refer to our local cunt) got himself barred from Neary's.
The head barman there said "I'm not serving you because everybody hates you. And they're right to."
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:23, archived)

Hahaha, brilliant.
Séamy is barred from the Den for much that reason, I wish Cooke's would bar him too. You should come down the 'cow for a pint.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:27, archived)

Will do.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:28, archived)

wait, what? are you not meant to do that in pubs?

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:20, archived)