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I have a cheese sandwich and some juice.
What makes you think you have meningitis, and not simply a horrendous hangover/comedown?
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:46, archived)
Flu like symptoms
Stiff neck to the point that I can't move it properly and a rash on my legs that doesn't go white when you press it.

I've got a doctor's appointment for tomorrow.

What cheese is in your cheese sandwich? Is it satisfying?
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:49, archived)
No
Go to the doctors NOW
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:50, archived)
Nah, I've been like this for almost 3 weeks.
I've been to the doctors and the hospital and they said they don't think I have meningitis but the rash just came up today so hmmmmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:54, archived)
In which case fuck off
And stop clogging the internet with your vacuous guff, or something.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:55, archived)
Go to hospital anyway. That rash is not a good sign.
Do as you're told miss.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:59, archived)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 12:02, archived)
I'm being very serious.
It could be nothing, but frankly it isn't worth waiting around to see if it is nothing, as if it's something serious you could end up very very sick indeed.

The people at hospital would much rather you went there to be checked and tested than brought into intensive care.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 12:06, archived)
I guess so.
I'll have a bath so that that can actually see the rash and not the mud and then head down there.
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 12:22, archived)
this.
one time I phoned NHS Direct late at night with complaints of such a rash, and they sent a doctor round in a car to pick me up.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 12:03, archived)
They are very good

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 12:07, archived)
yeah they never did work out what it was in the end though,
after keeping me in overnight and taking umpteen blood samples, they eventually concluded it was "just one of those things".
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 12:09, archived)
Tomorrow is not good
Phone them up, say it's an emergency, tell them the symptoms.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:50, archived)
Go to the hospital
it's too nasty to leave it.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:51, archived)
HOSPITAL. NOW.

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:51, archived)
What they said.
Going now would be the best idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:51, archived)
I can see the headlines now...
"Internet forum saves festival goer's life. Photos on page 5."
(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:52, archived)
Page 3 would have been better
We could have seen her patchy, rashed tits.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:55, archived)
NHS Direct will tell you if it's suspected meningitis
in which case, you need to be seen immediately
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:52, archived)
Badger's opinion is
HOSPITAL. NOW.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:54, archived)
Really, go now :/

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:59, archived)
i'd just leave it, have a pain killer, see how you feel in a week or two

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:53, archived)
Squishy probably

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:54, archived)
Yeah, that's what I've been doing so far.

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:56, archived)
you have spasticism
There is no cure.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:53, archived)
I did a "pffffffft" at this.

(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:56, archived)
Actually there is a cure
Dignitas
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:57, archived)
Actually, it could be syphilis
let's look on the bright side.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 12:00, archived)
The gift that keeps on giving.

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 12:01, archived)
I was just saying that.

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 12:01, archived)
*puts on latex glove*
*STD high fives*
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 12:02, archived)
pfft.

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 12:06, archived)