haha, loser

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 18:05, archived)

I'M GOING OUT TO THE BARS OF NEWCASTLE CITY CENTRE NOW.
IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT. NO FAT BIRDS.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 18:08, archived)

I honestly don't see how you intend to avoid them

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 18:10, archived)

true that
the North has more fatties than this board
(Goatse not a comedy account, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 18:11, archived)

people who say this have invariably never been further north than Birmingham

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 18:12, archived)

fucking right I ain't
mind you Birmingham is well north
(Goatse not a comedy account, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 18:13, archived)

anything south of Cheshire is France

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 18:15, archived)

Oh random bent southerner!
Why must I put down my bottle of what is no doubt BRUT and what is also no doubt some kind of bald hair gel or something to reply?
Now I'm putting my trainers on.

Another insight.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 18:15, archived)

But what SORT of trainer Jammy?!!?

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 18:16, archived)

Run DMC adidas.

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 18:40, archived)

bent southerner?
terrible bullying online
(Goatse not a comedy account, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 18:18, archived)

it's a well-known fact that all southerners are bumlords

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 18:19, archived)

yes yes but
bumlords with jobs
(Goatse not a comedy account, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 18:21, archived)

Not nowadays.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 18:22, archived)

fluffing and mopping up spunk in a gay bath house doesn't really count as a career
but good luck with it
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 18:26, archived)

fuck you. some of us are grateful for the work.

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 18:41, archived)

this man does not represent my half of the country

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 18:41, archived)

TOWERING OBJECTION

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 18:40, archived)

are you upset enough to ignore me yet?

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 18:43, archived)

not on your nelly gigglymess

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 18:44, archived)

well, as soon as your annoyance reaches ignore levels
be sure to tell the internet immediately
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 18:46, archived)

I'm from the North
I ain't fat. But I'm from the good part of north, not the shitty parts like Newcastle.
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 18:14, archived)

yeah but you're a shitcunt

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 18:15, archived)

Blah blah blah
I'm a b3ta regular and i hate everything blah
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 18:16, archived)

blah blah blah
I'm a shit noob and waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 18:18, archived)

that seems about even
now fuck off
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 18:19, archived)

but I'd hate to miss you getting ONLINE UPSET again and having a proto-flounce

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 18:20, archived)

clickin dis

(Goatse not a comedy account, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 18:22, archived)

Sweet lord
go and dust the cobwebs off of your cock darling
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 18:22, archived)

ONLINE ANNOYANCE LEVELS RISING

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 18:24, archived)

Pffft

(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 18:24, archived)

please work on getting better at b3taing
your performance thus far has been lamentably rubbish
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 18:33, archived)

Why would I try
with you? *gives up and ignores*
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 18:34, archived)

BANG BANG BANG I AM BANGING THE IGNORE DRUMS
www.gilgamesh.zen.co.uk/YHBI
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 18:38, archived)

FURIOUS INTERNET.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 18:16, archived)