I just made a stir fry.
my first ever. It tastes like a chefs wet dream.

Who wants to touch me?
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 20:40, archived)

I like ladies' bottoms quite a fair bit

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 20:42, archived)

which bit?
the cheek or the (w)hole?
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 20:43, archived)

ladies' bottoms

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 20:44, archived)

ie
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 20:49, archived)

i bet you like to suck the poo out of them
you squeeze their bellies like they're a tube of toothpaste then gobble it all up
( Lightguy hail satan, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 20:46, archived)

I'm sending that post to the producers of Torchwood as a plot suggestion

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 20:53, archived)

*touch*
respect blad..can I 'ave some??
( Neddy shucking chit funt, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 20:43, archived)

Fack orf you wigger.
IT'S MINE
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 20:44, archived)

booo hooooo

( Neddy shucking chit funt, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 20:44, archived)

I find stir fry quite bland
even with all the crunchy veg and sweet chilli sauce, even the honey, balsamic and soy special i make I'm never that impressed.
( Mrs Sp@m, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 20:43, archived)

Crikey,
news.sky.com/skynews/Home/UK-News/Michael-Jackson-Reports-Of-Fans-Committing-Suicide-Emerge-As-Rev-Jesse-Jackson-Makes-Online-Plea/Article/200906415323308?f=rss
( Mrs Sp@m, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 20:46, archived)

sometimes, yes
but it's like 2 of my 5 a day. 3 sticks of juicy fruit and I'm a healthy git.
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 20:47, archived)

I am ok with my 5 a day
I am not a big fan of breakfast especially in the summer, so I throw a banana down my neck after I've had a cuppa, then I usually share either melon or grapes with the kid at lunch and I am awesome with veg at tea time.
( Mrs Sp@m, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 20:50, archived)

Oyster sauce and rice wine help a lot.
And large amounts of garlic and ginger.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 21:00, archived)

I do some whicked chicken in a stir-fry.
Cover it in a batter made out of cornflour, salt and egg.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 20:45, archived)

When will you cook for me oh Gonzooooooooooooooo

( Mrs Sp@m, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 20:48, archived)

You're more than welcome at any time you want.
I'ld even go to the market to get propper good ingrediants =)
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 20:53, archived)

sound jewish.
can i eat it on a saturday?
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 20:50, archived)

under electric lights?

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 20:51, archived)

In my holiday home?

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 20:51, archived)

I'm gonna be honest, I don't really know.
I, personally, wont stop you though.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 20:56, archived)

oh yes,
we do batter too, no salt in it though.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 21:06, archived)

I love stir fries
They are yummy.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 20:53, archived)

haha, great post
clickin dis deffo
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 20:56, archived)

I'm goig to make SALMON soon
with asparagus and new potatoes. YEAH.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 20:55, archived)

how do you make salmon?

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 21:12, archived)

you posh tosh.
while us proles barley survive on fois gras and caviarrrrrrr....
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 21:13, archived)

surely 'sparagus is out of season now dahhhling

( Neddy shucking chit funt, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 21:14, archived)

I'm trying to make chocolate
out of vegetable oil and cocoa powder.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 20:56, archived)

i can't work out whether that's a positive description or not

( spacefish bong!, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 21:02, archived)

I think it means too much salt
and possibly a slimy texture
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 21:08, archived)