So, it's been confirmed that Supermatt has not left his house
The world is a happier place.

How are you all tonight? I was out and have been nursing my hangover most of the day. Mainly with homemade honey ice tea.

What's YOUR hangover cure that hel-

...


I think this thread is going to be a shit one.

Sorry.
(__, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 22:31, archived)

yes

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 22:32, archived)

What's the different between you and Ryan Bury?
One's got pancreatic cancer, the other is a crap and fatty flouncer
(__, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 22:33, archived)

who is ryan bury?

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 22:34, archived)

The guy baldmonkey outed as being fat

(__, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 22:34, archived)

a chubby cunt apparently

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 22:34, archived)

Friz?

(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 22:35, archived)

:(

(__, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 22:36, archived)

xD

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 22:37, archived)

So, now you have TWO accounts in which to call me fat?

(__, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 22:39, archived)

Sterling work, that

(__, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 22:39, archived)

One account alone cannot contain just how shit he is.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 22:41, archived)

He's going to blame me for that joke :(

(__, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 22:42, archived)

His post will contain both an emoticon and the word lol.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 22:43, archived)

i was just too lazy to logout after my naughty step
im back now and love friz really

friz write a song for me loverboy. just press demo and get singing and recording
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 22:45, archived)

www.b3tards.com/u/bad7436b035054876c55/notgay.jpg
(__, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 22:48, archived)

don´t hate me
just because people can put their arms all the way around me
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 22:50, archived)

I don't hate you
You just need to be comfortable with the fact you're gay
(__, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 22:52, archived)

i´m probably the most anti-gay person you would ever meet

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 22:57, archived)

you horrible fucking homophobe

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 22:59, archived)

its not that
i´ve never met a normal one

you know, one who likes football, or who doesn´t talk about shagging guys none stop, or saying how all girls are slags... and the worse is those attention seeking ones who really camp it up.

i just don´t get on with gays. or french people.
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:12, archived)

So you're homophobic?

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 22:59, archived)

Purple profile

(__, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:03, archived)

magenta ashully

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:10, archived)

to be fair,
there are far gayer photos of me, and the doveston.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 22:59, archived)

Yes
But you were both young and needed the money
(__, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:03, archived)

I miss Ryan,
that lovely chubby kendal based cunt.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 22:35, archived)

I wonder if his friends know he's gay.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 22:35, archived)

here's a present
photos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v1970/164/92/670388995/n670388995_1142880_5947.jpg
( weaver., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 22:42, archived)

YAY!
:)
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 22:44, archived)

MORE CHINS THAN A CHINESE PHONE BOOK.
That's Ryan Bury, chubby cunt, of Kendal.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 22:44, archived)

What a rubbish present.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 22:46, archived)

OH WHO'S A CHEEKY CHAPPY?
( weaver., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 22:47, archived)

WOO!
Suggestion for image challenge: Shop Ryan Bury (from Kendal)!
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 22:50, archived)

Is he that chubby cunt?

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 22:52, archived)

He sure is.
The chubbiest of all the cunts (from Kendal).
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 22:56, archived)

like anyone here knows how to use photoshop.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 22:58, archived)

He looks like the manchild from Psychoville
"Sorry Mummy... I did a bad murder"
(__, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 22:58, archived)

I'm going to knunder your face.

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 22:33, archived)

You're going to put my face under a table?

(__, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 22:33, archived)

[something unbeatably funny about needing a big table etc...]

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 22:35, archived)

lols

(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 22:36, archived)

Why is everyone so harsh towards friz?
you cant see people on the internet until they put a shoe on their head
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 22:39, archived)

I've got the definition wrong.
Apologies.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 22:36, archived)

Sorry, what?
I have indeed left the house. I was at the pub with some friends.
( SuperMatt, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 22:33, archived)

I didnt drink today :[

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 22:33, archived)

That's a GOOD thing

(__, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 22:34, archived)

it is?

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 22:37, archived)

I'm quite tired but happy.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 22:33, archived)

I'm watching "the British tennis success story" Andy Murray and hoping that he doesn't become "the Scottish tennis failure" Andy Murray

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 22:34, archived)

oh, that joke
yeah. i like that jokes.
(__, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 22:35, archived)

did we do this yet?
www.jamescartercomedy.com/
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 22:34, archived)

hahahaha
fantastic
(__, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 22:35, archived)

Can you please Keyboard Cat it?

(__, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 22:35, archived)

Is James Carter Piston?

( magnum, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 22:36, archived)

I believe that to be pissedon_bloke's real name, yes

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 22:37, archived)

hahahahaaa
Who put that together?
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 22:36, archived)

Ha
Fucking.

So yeah,. fucking notes.

I met a chav once.

Nothing really came of it.

Fuck.

So yeah, uh, cunts eh?

WHERE ARE YOU GOING

Yeah

So, fuck, yeah?

Right yeah
(__, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 22:38, archived)

My favourite bit about the video:
Compare the first round of applause with the last one.

Hahaha.
(__, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 22:40, archived)

I'm not at liberty to say
I received a tipoff via GAZ earlier
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 22:38, archived)

Well they are a happy dream host customer.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 22:42, archived)

Oh good grief! Who did that to him?

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 22:38, archived)

This is brill.
Better than milk. I haven't seen piston on here since that was published btw.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 22:40, archived)