What the shit is this shit?
Enough, I say.
Hello. How are you all? You all look smashing, I must say. What's making you awesome today?
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:48, archived)

I bet three more threads have startedby the time I post this

(__, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:49, archived)

Aww

(__, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:49, archived)

I may be shit, but I'm not THAT shit

( WHARRGARBL, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:50, archived)

My ability to master x86 assembly.
/geek
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:49, archived)

Well, that's awesome in some people's eyes.
It might be in mine, if I had any real idea what it is.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:51, archived)

It's programming at a very low level.
html - here

*big distance*

assembly - here
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:53, archived)

It's basically giving the computer instructions on the lowest (and fastest) possible level.
If it was 1980 instead of 2009, I'd now be well on the way towards making shitloads of money.

To give you an idea of how primitive it is: you can jump, move values around, add, subtract, shift bits, do bitwise logic, or call BIOS functions. That's it.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:54, archived)

You could probably still make money from it.
There are many older systems still being used, as they work so well.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:56, archived)

I was stared at when I could do assembly programming quite easily in first year
Crap at C++ etc though
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 0:04, archived)

That's precisely why I've given up ten minutes after starting to learn it,
as there's not much practical reason to learn it these days. At least with Z80/6502/PICmicro etc you're pretty much stuck with assembly.
( benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 0:05, archived)

well if you can do that
i know a nice place you could get a job on about 24k starting rising to 32
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 0:07, archived)

My new exercise regime.
Hello Aardvark, you're looking sharp, as usual.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:50, archived)

Hello WHB. You needn't explain what's making you awesome, it's quite obvious.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:51, archived)

*fives*

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:56, archived)

I hit my sales target in work.
Also, these beers.

I'm sorry I don't have a fancy text generator to greet you with, Aardvark.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:50, archived)

Well done.
And here you go.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:52, archived)

AAaaaA^aaAAaaaAaaAAAAaaaa^aaAaaAaAaAaaaAAaRRrR_RrRRrrrRr^RrrRr^dvAaAAaAaAaAaaaa_aaaAaAAAAaaA^aAaaAaArrRRRRrRrrrrrRrRRk_!!!!!!!!!^!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:55, archived)

AAAAaAaaAaRRd_VAAAAaARrrrrk_!!!!!
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:59, archived)

That was a rather lacklustre effort.
I apologise.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 0:00, archived)

It's just cheating
mine was hand written, with love & html. Do the kids nowadays understand that? DO THEY?
( broadsword, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 0:01, archived)

it is hilarity!

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:50, archived)

Oh, you're still alive?
That fills me with a sticky substance not unlike glee.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:52, archived)

i have a long way to go yet!

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:53, archived)

Please try to drag it out for at least another fifty years or so, there's a good chap.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:54, archived)

will try!

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 0:00, archived)

i've grown another six inches
just in a day
( scott,, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:52, archived)

That's quite the beard.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:54, archived)

You'll go blind if you keep doing that

( broadsword, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:54, archived)

nearly midnight

( scott,, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:58, archived)

I have STUFF I need to speak to you about
you on msn at the moment?
( broadsword, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 0:02, archived)

I'm still dining out on my overhead kick at the football yesterday.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:53, archived)

Was it a goal?
If so, that's fairly awesome. If not, then you just kicked the ball and fell over, which is not so much.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:56, archived)

It hit the crossbar :(
Looked spectacular, but as you say, it really is a failure.


What awesome things have you done today? I bet there are many.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:58, archived)

Today I have lounged in the sun and changed colour a little
and sent several requests to sleep on people's couches in Bruges via couchsurfing.org, none of which have so far resulted in a response.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:59, archived)

lounging gets a big awesome thumbs up from me.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 0:02, archived)

Hi babe
a^AaaArrD_vVvVvV_aaaAaarr^RRrrkkKkk_kkKk!!^!!!!!!!!!!!
( broadsword, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:53, archived)

Hello sexy.
:D
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:55, archived)

I am drinking beer and watching Oasis on Youtube
Memories appear to be flooding back.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:54, archived)

i saved the fuckin' water dragon man
THE FUCKIN WATER DRAGON
( Lightguy hail satan, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:56, archived)

That fucker stole my shoes.
You should have let him die.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:58, archived)

nah man, the wheel of life wasn't turning
ghosts rising from graves and shit, i had to sort that out

i think it's worth a few shoes
( Lightguy hail satan, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 0:02, archived)

RED HOT GAY BUMSEX

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 0:03, archived)

Phwoar.
You just made me leak a little.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 0:05, archived)

Aa^Aa_AaRrrRr^RrdD_DdD^D_d^D_vVvvVV^VVA_{Aaaa^{ARRrrKkKk!!1!}}
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 0:06, archived)

Krissssssssssssssssy!
Hello there, you lovely thing.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 0:08, archived)

Well hello to you too, you vessel of pure testosterone and heat.

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 0:13, archived)