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i prefer dogs because they help the blind and sniff out people from rubble and shit.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:13, archived)
I like dogs too.
I like them ALL.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:14, archived)

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(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:15, archived)
Hello Aardy Varky!

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:16, archived)
Hello, Esmington!
I trust you are wonderfully well.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:16, archived)
Esmington. I like that.
I'm not too bad. Not sleeping the last few nights, the weather and that has me arse over tit. How are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:17, archived)
I'm pretty marvellous.
Making last-minute preparations for going away on holiday on Wednesday, and sweating like a fat paedo in this stupid heat.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:19, archived)
I'm moving home to Ireland on Thursday.
And trying desperately to shove everything in to my luggage. Hur hur. I have accumulated a lot more stuff than I thought I had.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:21, archived)
Yes, I saw that this was happening on that Facebook thingy.
Good luck with the move, I wouldn't want the hassle of emigration.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:23, archived)
Ah, it's only to Ireland, short flight, and no house to sell or any of that crap.
Just fucking LOADS of stuff to bring. Shite, most of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:25, archived)
Even the shitty little ones that old people have?

(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:15, archived)
those are shit.
i would eat one of those if it wasn't for the fact that i would not.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:16, archived)
Well, you could.
So long as you ran away shouting "I'M SORRY, I HAVE CANCER!", they probably wouldn't even press charges.
(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:17, archived)
Oh man, I wish I had cancer.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:19, archived)
Fucking stupid healthy cells.

(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:21, archived)
it does have it's benefits.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:21, archived)
Maybe if I hug you REALLY hard it'll spread to my pancreas.
Or just my gall bladder or something, I don't mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:23, archived)
Hmm, depends how shitty they are.
Yorkies fucking STINK when they're old.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:16, archived)
Just like old people!

(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:17, archived)
HAPPY CANDLESHIT!

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:18, archived)
:-D

(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:19, archived)
I once dropped a dog on its head once.
It was an accident.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:15, archived)
cats teach the blind to help themselves
it's only through adversity that we grow
(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:16, archived)
And a dog would break its spine doing that.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:17, archived)
why would a dog want to catch a bat?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:18, archived)
To eat it.
My dog tries to. Fucking eejit.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:18, archived)
Doing what?
Catching that bat? I disagree. My Bowser jumps like that all the time. He might be an exception though, as he thinks his stripes mean he's a tiger. I will video him sometime, and you can watch him stalking in long grass :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:21, archived)
Those are all mostly cat-like qualities, my friend.
I think you've been conned.
(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:22, archived)
hmm, 30KG cat. That'd be fun.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:24, archived)
If he twisted his back and hips like that, he would.
Well, he wouldn't really be able to. They're not quite as bendy. Has he had his stitches out and all that?
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:27, archived)
No need. Internal magical ones that disappear. He's more lively than ever, except when he gets too hot.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:38, archived)