Is this only important people
I've never been married to Ulrika Johnson
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:35, archived)

or so you THINK.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:36, archived)

So, I HAVE been married to Ulrikakakakakakaka?

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:37, archived)

everyone has

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:39, archived)

Except King Zog II of Albnania and Paul Ince.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:41, archived)

they've married her twice

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:45, archived)

She once gave me a tit wank.
Thing is though, we weren't even in the same room.
That put me right off.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 11:53, archived)

That's what you think.
Science has proved that the average person spends on third of their time asleep, completely unaware of what goes on around them. This is more than enough ttime for Ulrika Johnson to creep into your room, marry you, sell her story to Hello claiming it will last forever, get divorced, creep back out of your room and not quite accuse John Leslie of rape.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:38, archived)