hello JMG
I'm currently eating some food

and if any internet user can give me a valid reason to divulge the precise nature of this food or even convince me that such knowledge will have any significant impact on their lives then today, and for one day only, I will reveal what I am eating and comment on its quality
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 13:04, archived)

I'm off shopping
Can you recommend me any foodstuffs I might enjoy the partaking of?

For example, something you may be eating now.
(__, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 13:05, archived)

I thoroughly recommend you buy some food that you like then eat it
in total fucking silence
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 13:06, archived)

I LET MY FINGERS DO THE TALKING (TM)

(__, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 13:09, archived)

What y'eatin'?

( Druid, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 13:05, archived)

the not knowing is killing you isn't it?

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 13:07, archived)

We could take bets.
I think it's an apple.
( Druid, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 13:12, archived)

again, you are attempting to circumvent rule 1
details of the exact nature of my lunch are strictly on a need to know basis
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 13:14, archived)

it's probably just some rubbish,
like a pot noodle or something.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 13:05, archived)

isn't it sooooooo deliciously tantalising?
you lot have never been closer to knowing precisely what I'm eating

all you have to do is convince me that it's important and I'll tell you everything

come on dullards, you can do better than this!
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 13:18, archived)

Don't tell everyone, we should guess

Is it gooseberry pie?
( vladimir, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 13:07, archived)

you're jumping the gun here
first you need to convince me that you need to know the answer

wow, that could have been a line from Matrix Revolutions right there
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 13:09, archived)

I know what it is you are eating
OR NOT EATING.
( WormuIus, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 13:09, archived)

okok
red pills and green pills then?
( vladimir, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 13:10, archived)

I enjoy and applaud this "string along the fat" approach to diviluging.
Another landmark set, G.
*National anthem*
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 13:08, archived)

I've even taken a photograph of it for the lucky prize winner

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 13:10, archived)

Penis,
clearly penis.

Nobody would take a photo of anything else online.
( WormuIus, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 13:10, archived)

or a hugely distended set of labia
like a badly-packed kebab.

/did you get my Randomburn, by the way?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 13:16, archived)

A terrorist organisation has set a bounty on your lunch
if we can't get a positive ID on it then we won't be able to rescue it, and you'll be directly responsible for the next 9/11.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 13:19, archived)

if it means we avoid another tedious food post, I'm happy to live with mass murder on my conscience

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 13:25, archived)

I'm going to post something regarding my lunch every ten minutes until you reveal it.
SO THERE.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 13:28, archived)

knock yourself out bubba, I'm going outside in the sunshine

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 13:33, archived)