you'd need some sort of elephant rifle,

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:34, archived)

A rifle made
from an elephant, how odd.
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:35, archived)

Don't be silly
it fires elephants.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:37, archived)

It fires peanuts and sticky bun grenades

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:37, archived)

Sounds like
my arse.
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:40, archived)

"Sticky bun grenades"
NOT
"Stinky bum grenades".
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:44, archived)

this made me snort

( MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:50, archived)

Elephants can't fire guns!
They don't have any fingers.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:37, archived)

then how do they use the phone?

when they make trunk calls?

/hides
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:38, archived)

/finds
/slaps
(Uncle Vinnie, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:40, archived)