I'm helping my sister fill in her police application form.
She has to write about a situation where she's had to tell people something that might have upset them and she can't think of anything. I don't know what I'd write for that either.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:22, archived)

How about a pug dog being hit in the face with a spade?

( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:23, archived)

pug
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:30, archived)

Your dog's farts smell
Pug chuffs smell like Megan Fox's tits.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:35, archived)

pugs am dogwrongs

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:37, archived)

They are dogrights
Pug backwards is Gup, which is Indian for something probably.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:45, archived)

your mum died in a car crash... but we retrieved a new will from the wreckage that excludes you

( sleepybinky, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:23, archived)

"I fucked your dad"

( magnum, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:24, archived)

"Is it in yet?"

( mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:24, archived)

"I'm pregnant, I'm keeping it, and the doctor says it's going to be an AIDS baby, whatever that means"

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:25, archived)

I hate application forms like that.
It's like, you can only get a job if you're doing the same job already.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:29, archived)

"I'm so sorry, I don't know how to tell you this... They'd run out of Phish Food, so I h... I had to get... Chunky Munky... I'm so sorry"

( RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:37, archived)

you hush your whore mouth, Chunky Monkey is the best flavour

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:39, archived)