I waged war on a wasps nest one year I was younger (and have the scars to prove it)
I'd like to kill every hornet and monkey/ape (Gorillas and Orang-utans can stay) on the planet as the first lot make me shit myself and the second lot are evil and planning something
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:38, archived)

I declared genocide on waspkind
one summer long ago, the war continues.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:40, archived)

Ooo oo oo ahh eeeeee!
When you hear that, run for the nearest atomic shelter.
This will be your only warning.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:40, archived)

Pfffft
*imagines big butch Fenris running around a field flapping and leaping*
( Dekazer, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:41, archived)

Are you confusing him with a Cassowary?

( Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:42, archived)

A swift google
tells me that no, I have never confused him for one of those.

I may be confusing him with a big sissy ;)
( Dekazer, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:53, archived)

After Wiki-ing
that, I can see it's be an easy mistake to make.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:55, archived)

Hornets and Wasps are nasty fuckers
I don't mind Bees, but the others are just flying wisps of pure malice.

Death to malicious flying insects!

*holds rifle aloft*

Edit: Monkeys and suchlike are OK, though. Don't see your problem with those.
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:45, archived)

Outbreak
28 Days Later
Planet of the Apes
2001
King Kong

Are you fucking blind man?!
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:54, archived)

Any Which Way But Loose
Tarzan
Gorillas in the Mist
Meet the Fockers (Stiller looks like an ape)
Any Which Way You Can
Monkey Trouble

See? They're all perfectly harmless - if a little light-fingered
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:01, archived)

CONGO! CONGO CONGO CONGO!
Who can forget the angry African chappy barking 'Stop eating my sesame cake!' at Tim Curry?
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:09, archived)

Well don't come running to me
when you find yourself choking to death on hurled-monkey shit is all I can say. Their day is coming my friend, you can see their plans in their insanely manic grins and I for one am not going down without a fight.

*stockpiles bananas and rat poison*
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:11, archived)