some fat, virgin, posts here all day, even does youtube vids.... hmmm
friz
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:19, archived)

Who the fuck are you?

(__, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:27, archived)

Oh, are you the kid who sent me parody lyrics
Are you upset that I didn't sing them?

Oh.. is this why you now don't like me.

Aww.

Poor little guy.
(__, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:28, archived)

It was a truly shit idea, mind

(__, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:30, archived)

You have to be more concise in your put-downs.
I like to get everything done and out of the way in the first reply. You can actually see your brain working in these three replies here.

D-
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:33, archived)

Ah, but sometimes the delivery like that works
I plan it out as a three post thing.

It's always in threes as well.

PAR EXAMPLE: This tedious shitcunt who was on /board earlier: www.b3ta.com/board/9554381
(__, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:35, archived)

Someone in posting less than hilarious image on b3ta shocker!
Seriously, I liked you better when you were just shit... being shit and mean does not suit you.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:04, archived)

I'M STILL STUCK IN 1660, IT'S FULL OF DOGS WITH GIN BREATH

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:43, archived)

damn, rejected by friz..
that just redefined "low"
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:32, archived)

It was the shittest idea I've ever heard
He basically wanted me to sing "It's Not Fair" by Lily Allen, but replace all the pronouns so..

.. get this..


.. it was a BOY singing about how shit a GIRL is in bed!

COMPLETE FLIP REVERSAL!
(__, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:33, archived)

It would have been better if it was about going to an event which was supposed to feature a rollercoaster, some candy floss and various stalls featuring games of chance run by gypsies.
However, contrary to the advertising, none of these attractions were featured, hence the conclusion that it wasn't a fair.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:35, archived)

That

(__, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:35, archived)

Is Fucking

(__, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:36, archived)

Genius

(__, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:36, archived)

I know.
I'd send you a copy of some of my parody songs, but unless you're very interested in Irish politics from five years ago you probably won't laugh.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:38, archived)

or indeed
if she was singing about hair, but bemoaning the fact that her dark locks were holding up her progression in a media-savvy world where only blondes were attractive.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:38, archived)

Or if she was bogus official and a pasenger hadn't enough money to get on the traion he could say it wasn't fare.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:40, archived)

Or she bought a fake christmas tree and it's not fir
I don't know.

Stop looking at me.
(__, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:43, archived)

I think we might be getting convoluted here.
stick with your first idea as it's clearly the best.

Although the hair one might be easier to alter the lyrics to suit?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:45, archived)

Should be about a badly made fence post saying how it's not square and I think it's gunna lean

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:48, archived)

YES

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:48, archived)

It's not Cher and I think he's really keen

(__, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:49, archived)

Pfft hahah :D

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:49, archived)

WINNAR.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:51, archived)

Can you read this?
OOPSIES ICH VERGESSEN!

KANST DU READEN DIS - DU GROSSER SCHPASCHTICAFTEN?
(Wormulus, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:56, archived)

???
BARK BARK BARK!
(Police Dog bark bark bark, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:59, archived)

Is it time for a new thread yet

(__, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:02, archived)

BzZzZzzZzz
                                                         
(bou bees, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:04, archived)

bark bark bark bark bark

(Police Dog bark bark bark, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:07, archived)

Hold on! You're not Austrian! IMPOSTOR!!!
Good spot Police Dog
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:02, archived)

Hang on..
Police Dog only appears when you... are... about...


...



GASP!
(__, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:03, archived)

VE NEED EINENE NEUER DOGG - VON FUR HITLER TO HAVE AST MEINE PET-GEFAFTEN

(Wormulus, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:05, archived)

I'm here from 9-6. He sends me gazzes so I know when he's about.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:05, archived)

Oh good.

(__, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:09, archived)