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Right now,
I'm dying for a shit, but I think that's just the result of all the lentils I've had this week.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:52, archived)
Lentils?
The joss sticks are strong with this one.
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:55, archived)
What's wrong with joss sticks?

(I helped save b3ta! Fenris temporary Lazarus, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:02, archived)

wrong
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:04, archived)
Hippy

(I helped save b3ta! Dekazer, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:04, archived)
Hahaha
I believe the 'leet' phrase is:
"Pwned"
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:05, archived)
Icklepeach
mocked me yesterday when she told me the time was 13:37, and I said, oh hehe, 1337 o clock.

*despairs*
(I helped save b3ta! Dekazer, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:13, archived)
Fuckers
*sits sulking in a room with sandlewood joss sticks*
(I helped save b3ta! Fenris temporary Lazarus, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:22, archived)
You haven't lived
until you've tasted my lentil chili.

*awaits strikethrough*
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:03, archived)
I challenge you to explain how chili with lentils can possibly
be better than chili with Meat™. It's made with animals and everything.
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:04, archived)
Actually,
it's not, and I can make it with and without meat to equally high standards.*

*The not-so-secret ingredient is dark chocolate.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:07, archived)

strikethrough penetration
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:06, archived)
You never said what you'd be prepared to die for.
I'm guessing it would be the ability to make wookie noises ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:07, archived)
Haha
Am I so easy to read?
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:10, archived)
Hahahahaha
For some reason that made me laugh far too much
(I helped save b3ta! Fenris temporary Lazarus, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:36, archived)

*knits own yoghurt*
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:04, archived)
Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:06, archived)
I would die to rid the earth of pulse-munching hippy scum

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:55, archived)
My cloud of toxic gas
will protect me from harm.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:00, archived)

r

Vegetarian scumbag.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:01, archived)

potect?
(I helped save b3ta! grindforcolumbine Terrorism is bloody rude., Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:05, archived)
Ham

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:08, archived)