We are hiring loads of people at the moment
and from looking through the CVs I can't help but notice that so many people much younger than me are already married.

/old, single and bitter blog.
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:32, archived)

*snuggle*
in another few years they'll all be getting divorced and then there'll be an imflux of single women for you

'ning folks
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:34, archived)

'noon
How's your diseased bits today ?
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:35, archived)

I took them back to the doctor
who confirmed that the infection is finally starting to respond to the antibiotics. hurrah! the ibuprofen syrup is working fantastically well too, so I'm no longer in pain. it's still uncomfortable, but bearable.

how's you?
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:38, archived)

Does this mean that you can be properly hugged now
without the risk of it hurting?

*readies hugs*
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:39, archived)

aye :D
the 'flu's all gone

*huggles wildly and with Friday afternoon abandon*
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:41, archived)

I'm slowly starting to catch up on my sleep.
By monday I should be fully charged.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:40, archived)

sleep?
hmmmm.... sleep...

dictionary.reference.com/search?q=sleep

ahhh yes, I remember that now
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:42, archived)

When I had my tonsil plague
I had to keep getting up in the night to save myself choking on my own saliva.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:44, archived)

I've been sleeping sitting up
which I often have to do for my back/hips/pelvis pain anyway
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:51, archived)

An influx of
middle aged, bitter, divorced, man-hating single mothers you mean?

;)
( Dekazer, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:36, archived)

But they tend to be easily pleased*
*may have had a few
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:38, archived)

Pffffft!

( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:38, archived)

Ah, my kind of women!






Dammit my connection is being slow today!
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:42, archived)

You do
know they tend to expect you to like the children too..

/step daughter
( Dekazer, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:48, archived)

People younger than you are grandparents.
I'm older than you and you dont hear me bumming dead dogs and insulting people do you ?
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:34, archived)

That's because they settled.
Not because you are a pointless unattractive socially inept embarassing fuck who smells of the manky spunk he can never be bothered to wash off his hand after a sneaky wank in the toilet.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:34, archived)

If you werent so classy
I'd be offended by you.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:36, archived)

Can I send you my CV?
I'm perfect for the job!



What's the job?
( hoifbjifbef, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:35, archived)

more opportunities for a 3-way

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:36, archived)

Yay!
I love telephone conferencing!
( hoifbjifbef, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:42, archived)

Rest assured
they probably had a tacky wedding, hate their inlaws, and are bored by the tedium of their lives. And they wish they were single so they could be having the riotous fun everybody knows single people have CONSTANTLY ;)
( Dekazer, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:39, archived)

God, I love life!
:-)
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:43, archived)

You are in the beer, chocolate and chips capital of the world
life can't be bad.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:47, archived)

How old are you
so that I may pass judgement on your single/bitter status?
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:47, archived)