If I could do one thing right now I would...
start a new thread.
( RedStar returneth, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:03, archived)

LoLoL

( GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:04, archived)

LOLLERPFFT!

( RedStar returneth, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:04, archived)

LMAOWND

( GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:06, archived)

Hello you lovely thing.
I am basking in the sun like a cat or a lizard or something.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:05, archived)

CAT-LIZARD!
hello hun, I have no job :(
( RedStar returneth, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:06, archived)

I get leered on for £6 an hour.
Swap?
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:07, archived)

*Pays you £6*
stand still...

*starts rubbing thighs*
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:13, archived)

*forms queue*

( RedStar returneth, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:19, archived)

damn, I'm thirds.

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:56, archived)

happy christmas you cunt.
/rosie
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:43, archived)

PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA

( ArthurTheRat, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:05, archived)

I want to watch 'How Stuff's Made' :(

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:07, archived)

i like the ones where you don't see any humans
just ultra specific machinery

the lightbulb one was pretty cool
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:11, archived)

Oh hell yeah.
The copper wire and ceramic tiles on was good too.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:11, archived)

Everything on Discovery is ace

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:14, archived)

i wasn't expecting much from the one about buttons
but that turned out pretty cool too!
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:17, archived)

I can't believe I've not seen anyone on here
mention the fact that it's Canada Day.

Selfish bastards.
( Jobe, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:10, archived)

Canada: America's Hat

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:11, archived)

there is no dinosaur comic today as a result
this would normally sadden me, but i got an email from the guy who writes it last night which made me very happy!
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:16, archived)

LOL I have thunder.

( Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:11, archived)

id be in the pub
which is where i'll be in precisely 49 minutes
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:11, archived)

Me too. But in 48 minutes now.
Imagine we went to the same pub. Imagine.
( Jobe, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:12, archived)

*narrows eyes*
is your one on strand...?
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:13, archived)

Why am I friends with these people:
Gemma Lewis hi ya. hope things are good. how was the weekend??? ;) forgot to ask earlier when txin.
looked at ur pic's of kurts bday very nice, looks like u had a good night- few dodgy pic of jenny!!!
take care c u sat if i dont get bombed by a paki
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:13, archived)

ZOMG
Gemma Lewis is a racialist!
( RedStar returneth, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:14, archived)

for the lulz mike
i keep those people around for sheer lulz
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:14, archived)

Tell them to fuck off?

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:14, archived)

joiiiin ussss

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:16, archived)