How to destroy an afternoon:
1: Get an office job in a coastal region of the UK, which is perenially stalked by seagulls.

2: Watch a seagull from infancy on roof of nearby building with growing intrigue into mysteries of life.

3: Collapse with laughter as colleague suddenly starts changing words in Bond film titles to suit birds of all kinds. Including "Never Say Feather Again".
(mediumpete and his frozen cheese collection wrote this, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:54, archived)

The Magpie Who Loved Me

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:55, archived)

Live and Let Fly

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:56, archived)

GoldenblackbirdsinaPie

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:56, archived)

Goldfincher

(spiggytopes, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:26, archived)

Tomorrow Never Magpies

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:56, archived)

Did you really collapse with laughter?
Because it doesn't sound very funny.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:58, archived)

Good for a 'raise a wry grin' thread on here.
Not 'fall about funny'.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 19:02, archived)

From Russia With Dove

( scott,, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:56, archived)

I was going to say
From Russia With Love Birds
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 19:02, archived)

Magpie face JMG.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:56, archived)

JMG'S ONLINE!

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 19:22, archived)

That sounds monumentally boring.

( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:57, archived)

thanks for your contribution,
captain interesting
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 19:06, archived)

SHUT UP, CAPTAIN CANCER!

( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 19:25, archived)

Sorry.
:(
( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 19:25, archived)

That was insensitive :( :( :( :( :( :( :( (: (:(:(:(:((9999999

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 19:30, archived)

Don't make me feel sad that I made you feel sad. :((((((

( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 19:30, archived)

The Man With The Golden Gull

( scott,, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:57, archived)

nice.
how are you sir?
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:59, archived)

not bad thanks
might go to the beach later
( scott,, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 19:01, archived)

OMGILIVEINBRIGHTONLOLS
seen/heard from rach recently?
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 19:02, archived)

yeah she's still about
i'll say hello from you
( scott,, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 19:04, archived)

Ta

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 19:10, archived)

Punch your colleague.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:57, archived)

YES!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:58, archived)

Goldfinch

( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:57, archived)

Goldfincher?

( custard, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 19:37, archived)

The World Is Not A Dove

( WHARRGARBL, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:58, archived)

so essentially your workplace has all the redeeming features of a /talk pun thread?

( well, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:58, archived)

Drop Dead Thread.
sorry, got confoosed.
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:59, archived)

f g
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 19:05, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6268250
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 19:11, archived)

pretty much
is this good or bad?
(mediumpete and his frozen cheese collection wrote this, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 19:00, archived)

and if the only interesting part of work was making silly puns,
i would really hate the guy who whinged about the silly puns.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 19:09, archived)

i don't see what that has to do with my post

( well, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 19:14, archived)

just saying

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 19:15, archived)

Sister Sledge.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:58, archived)

The Living Jaylights

( scott,, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:59, archived)

Casino Royal Tern

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:59, archived)

CAT stevens.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:59, archived)

The Sugababes.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 19:00, archived)

They're shit.
In the extreme.
(mediumpete and his frozen cheese collection wrote this, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 19:00, archived)

Octo pussy brought in a 'present' from the garden
www.aprilwinchell.com/images/froboy.jpg
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 19:00, archived)

On Her Majesty's Secret Semnornis

( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 19:03, archived)

*applauds*
*goes off to drink with paraphyletic barbets*
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 19:10, archived)

www.diamonddove.info/bird21%20Stories.htm 's are forever
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 19:04, archived)

jungle Rook

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 19:05, archived)

0/10
poor effort.
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 19:10, archived)

it rhymes with duck
www.imdb.com/title/tt1323503/
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 19:15, archived)

Baboonraker.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 19:12, archived)

not bird related,
but would make an excellent flim.
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 19:13, archived)

capuchin tin

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 19:17, archived)

Manfred Mandrill.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 19:18, archived)

lemurs 24h grand prix

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 19:24, archived)

King Kong

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 19:28, archived)

Stoats

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 19:28, archived)

what do cigs and stoats have in common?
both are fine until you stick them in your mouth and set fire to them.
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 19:29, archived)

The great
esc-ape
( Neddy shucking chit funt, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 19:28, archived)

*applauds*

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 19:30, archived)

Thanks 'zuki
*flashes tits*
( Neddy shucking chit funt, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 19:37, archived)

I'm so gonna pander to you.

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 19:38, archived)

This post doesnt pay tribute to sir sand goblin and his brave fight with a terrible disease
Please delete it.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 19:14, archived)

DIE ANOTHER DAY
:(
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 19:14, archived)

THE MAN WITH THE GOLDEN GOBLIN

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 19:21, archived)

ON HER GOBLINS GOBLIN GOBLIN

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 19:23, archived)

GOBLIN ROYALE

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 19:28, archived)

LICENCE TO GOBL

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 19:36, archived)

GOBLOPUSSY

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 19:28, archived)

Diabetes is fast approaching you

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 19:26, archived)

Magpie Another Jay.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 19:17, archived)