I put my winkie in a lady's front bottom once

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:04, archived)

It was the best Mother's Day ever

(__, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:05, archived)

*click*

( SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:06, archived)

Pfft

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:09, archived)

I very rarely click "I like this!" but I've done it now.
*applause*
( Jobe, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:11, archived)

Did you alienate all of the women in your life, complain to /talk that you're lonely, move to Leeds and end up homeless?

( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:05, archived)

it's the only natural progression

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:06, archived)

AS IF YOU DID YOU SHITCUNT

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:06, archived)

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww
You smell of wee now.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:06, archived)

GAY

(thediscokingpin, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:06, archived)

JMG on tits

( SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:06, archived)

Ladies have bums on their fronts?
I don't believe it. Where would their willy go?
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:06, archived)

their willies are inside out, silly.
it loops round on the inside so that the pee comes out their bums.
( mr spoons, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:08, archived)

I am prepared to accept that response.
Unless someone can disprove it with science.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:09, archived)

SCIENCE has no opinion on this subject

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:10, archived)

Then damn SCIENCE™
DAMN SCIENCE™ TO HELL.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:11, archived)

SHITCUNTS PUT THEIR WINKIES IN LADIES FRONT BOTTOMS

( Jobe, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:07, archived)

Film at 11

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:08, archived)

this isn't /qotw
edit: you shitcunt
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:08, archived)

I have never been involved in such behaviour.

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:08, archived)

you don't have a winkie

(thediscokingpin, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:09, archived)

or a front bottom.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:10, archived)

Is LimeyTreat from Dogma?

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:11, archived)

Is she a Sindy doll?

(thediscokingpin, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:11, archived)

y front
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:09, archived)

I got close once, but I just rubbed it on da outside of da minge
and den I ran home and wrote in my journal.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:13, archived)