I've got nothing interesting to say here
if you had nothing interesting to say and you were starting a thread on a messageboard just to shift a food thread off the top, what question would you ask?
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:12, archived)

fucknose.

( sleepybinky, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:13, archived)

Probably that one

(__, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:13, archived)

Who would you ban from /talk?

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:13, archived)

all the shitcunts

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:14, archived)

discokingpin likened you to Wormulus down there.
lololol stirring.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:15, archived)

blue-namers, they're a funny bunch

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:17, archived)

How big is Friz's cock?

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:13, archived)

I bet he could fit it in his mouth.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:14, archived)

[----------------------------------------------------------------------] - That Big
Where [-] is equal to your cock.
(__, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:14, archived)

do fat people really have small ones?

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:15, archived)

in comparison to the rest of them
probably.
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:16, archived)

If the pubic mound gets fat, it often shortens the size of the cock

(__, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:19, archived)

sorry dude

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:33, archived)

Is an OMG Food thread better than a food thread?

( WormuIus, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:14, archived)

I'd ask 'Why is Gilgamesh so shit?'
Go on, get your teeth into that one, i'm off anyway.
(thediscokingpin, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:14, archived)

noticing you now!

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:15, archived)

following the rules of newtonian motion rather than relativity
how long would it take Lily Allen to suck off all the men in a Hoxton wine bar?

Swallowing, obviously.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:15, archived)

When was your last fire drill?
My last fire drill was MOMENTS AGO. The excitement in the air is palpable.
( Theoban What of it, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:15, archived)

I'd start something shit like a "when did you last cry?" thread

( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:15, archived)

Chicken salad

( broadsword, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:16, archived)

I don't know.
I normally ask people what colour pants they're wearing. I'm THAT amazing and interesting, Frank.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:17, archived)

Pink, with blue space invaders.
Oh yes.
( Jobe, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:18, archived)

white.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:18, archived)

White with a picture of Jesus on the front

( Theoban What of it, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:20, archived)

Dark blue
they are a little tighter than my normal comfypants™ but I seem to be coping ok.
( broadsword, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:20, archived)

INVISIBLE

( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:20, archived)

dark green
and at the top it says 'one is not enough'
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:20, archived)

Pink with stars on

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:24, archived)

:D

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:31, archived)

My knickers are ... christ, I can't bring myself to post that again

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:34, archived)

No.
Please don't.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:36, archived)