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The tits are very interested in the scaffolding outside. They seem to be using it as some kind of adventure playground. The squirrels are suspicious though.

Who's your fave film star? actually I don't care.
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 18:48, archived)
I'm listening to Does He Love You by Rilo Kiley
Relaxy Summer song
(__, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 18:49, archived)
Super cute!
the birds that is.. not squirrels.. hate fucking skanky squirrels
(I helped save b3ta! Neddy shucking chit funt, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 18:50, archived)
Stop doing it then.

(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 18:50, archived)
*cricket applause*

Evening, 'Zuki!
(I helped save b3ta! Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 18:52, archived)
'lo JC, long time no etc etc
How big is your brood these days? got a whole footy team yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 18:54, archived)
We believe there to be between 35 and 40 dotted around the house, but it's difficult to keep track.

How's you?
(I helped save b3ta! Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 18:55, archived)
you krazy cafflics.
Not bad sah, pootling about, looking for any kind of job that i get to keep my clothes on for..
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 18:58, archived)
Is the clothes thing set in concrete, or is it open to negotiation?

(I helped save b3ta! Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 19:00, archived)
depends on the perks ducky
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 19:01, archived)
*works out a job spec, person specification and contract*

(I helped save b3ta! Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 19:04, archived)
*applies*

(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 19:09, archived)
People under the stairs :(

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 19:26, archived)
Steve McQueen

(Stiff Richard, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 18:50, archived)
Optimus Prime

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 18:53, archived)
Cher

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 18:53, archived)
Cher's my favourite fictional character

(Purple_Monkey_Jingles Purple Monkeys need love too, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 19:23, archived)
I need to get the guinea pigs into the run so they can feast on the non-existent lawn.
I also need to lube and adjust the chain on the Mighty Honda.

So much to do... so little inclination...
(I helped save b3ta! Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 18:54, archived)
Spot the leg competition:
PARIS PARIS PARIS PARIS PARIS
PARIS PARIS PARIS PARIS PARIS
PARIS PARIS PARIS   LEG   PARIS
PARIS PARIS PARIS PARIS PARIS
PARIS PARIS PARIS PARIS PARIS
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 18:54, archived)
BOTTOM RIGHT! BOTTOM RIGHT!

(I helped save b3ta! Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 18:56, archived)
It's a good answer,
actually no it's not, it's a terrible answer.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 18:56, archived)
Shit.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 18:58, archived)
this is the best thing ever posted on /talk
tell me you thought of it using your own brain or I will have to kick a biro down your ear
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 18:57, archived)
yes my own real brain
I've posted it before.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 19:16, archived)
Do you have to do the magic eye thing to get it?

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 18:59, archived)
You have to gouge one eye out to see it properly.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 19:17, archived)
oh shit it's all arms

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 19:01, archived)
Any remotely gangsta rappy black fella.

(I helped save b3ta! Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 18:55, archived)
Vanilla Ice?

(I helped save b3ta! Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 18:56, archived)
Rolling in ma five point oh!

(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 18:59, archived)
My rag top down so my hair can blow.
That line always made me laugh. The man had hair made from plastic and pipe cleaners - a fucking Rolls Royce Trent couldn't have shifted that barnet.
(I helped save b3ta! Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 19:03, archived)
Never been a big fan of Suge Knight
but the story he dangled Ice off a balcony to sign away the royalties for 'Ice Ice Baby' always raises a smile...
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 19:07, archived)
Didn't Suge Knight know of Ice's reputation for waxing chumps like a candle?

(I helped save b3ta! Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 19:11, archived)
He also cooked MC's like a pound of Bacon.
I, for one, would not fuck with anyone that stone cold badass.
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 19:13, archived)
The Game

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 19:06, archived)
Humphrey Bogart
he was so fucking cool no one even noticed how utterly ghey the name Humphrey is
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 19:02, archived)
He even made the nickname 'Bogey' somehow cool.

(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 19:03, archived)
Humphrey Bogart.
He's great.
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 19:04, archived)
I wish I'd thought of that

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 19:05, archived)
Obviously that wasn't there when I typed it.
Have you seen The African Queen? Watched that the other week, it's ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 19:17, archived)
oh yes
see also: Treasure of the Sierra Madre
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 19:27, archived)
Oh yes. That's good too.
I didn't like the Maltese Falcon much, but he was great in it.
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 19:31, archived)
Humphrey Bogart.
All the cool kids like him and I yearn for online acceptance.
(I helped save b3ta! Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 19:05, archived)
well well, such a lot of guns around town and so few brains

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 19:07, archived)
That old fellow, what's his name, Bumphrey Hogart or something.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 19:06, archived)
Humpty Go-Kart

(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 19:09, archived)
BILLY BIG BOLLOCKS

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 19:18, archived)
Peter Sellers
and Peter Sellers. Also, Peter Sellers.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 19:19, archived)
I don't want to buy any Peters.
leave me alone
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 19:22, archived)