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It's easy.
I lay down decking all the time, just for shits and giggles.
(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 19:30, archived)
Same here.
I've got a whole room that's nothing but decking.

Getting it to stick to the ceiling was the tricky bit.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 19:31, archived)
You just need to buy those special nails with the sharp bit at the opposite end.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 19:32, archived)
how do i switch my hammer into upside down mode?

(I helped save b3ta! well, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 19:33, archived)
you need a reversible hammer.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 19:35, archived)
Take it off the handle. Turn it around 360 degrees and then walk away.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 19:36, archived)
Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start.

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 19:45, archived)
Ram it into your bot bot then stand up.
ET VOILA.
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 19:47, archived)
A good answer to so many of the great questions of our era.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 19:49, archived)
I'm the Handy Andy for a new generation.

(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 19:50, archived)
I'm pretty confident I could send my girlfriend into a shop to get some 'up' nails.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 19:34, archived)
Tell her to ask for some sky hooks and a long stand.

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 19:43, archived)
and a bubble for a Stanley series 2 box section spirit level

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 19:52, archived)
Or double-ended nails.
Problem is, you've then got no surfaces for the hammer to get a decent purchase.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 19:37, archived)
Must be like when you try to chew.

(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 19:45, archived)
Oh what a feeling...

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 19:33, archived)
Blu-Tak
Dur. Don't you know anything about DIY?
(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 19:33, archived)
NO MORE NAILS FTW

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 19:34, archived)
That's what they used to do in POW camps isn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 19:44, archived)
Nothing a bit of pritt-stikk couldn't handle.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 19:35, archived)
Oh, definitely.
I use that for putting the two halves of a custard creme back together once I've eaten all the stuff out of the middle.
(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 19:40, archived)
COPYDEX

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 19:55, archived)