here you go
www.jamescartercomedy.com/

has to be seen to be believed.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 12:11, archived)

I love you Ty
Despite what everyone says about you, you're alright.
( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 12:12, archived)

you say that now but you have not seen it yet
I could barely watch it and had to have it on sound alone.

its that bad
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 12:14, archived)

I'm one minute in.
A small part of me is withering and dying with every passing second.
( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 12:15, archived)

is it your knob?

( RedStar returneth, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 12:15, archived)

its kinda like that bit in star wars when ben kenobi feels a planet die
watching that video, part of me feels pain as he goes out of his way to kill comedy.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 12:16, archived)

I got as far as him saying "I've got my notes here"
then closed the window and punched myself in the eyes and ears.
( RedStar returneth, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 12:18, archived)

I could only get through it by pausing every time I wanted him to stop talking.

( ArthurTheRat, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 12:19, archived)

haha I think I used this technique.

( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 12:23, archived)

I can't through it at all

( RedStar returneth, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 12:25, archived)

YOU'RE TURNING TO MUSH!
:(
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 12:30, archived)

you wimps
i watched it all from beginning to end
it was rubbish, in case you've heard different
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 12:31, archived)

No, it's beyond that.

( ArthurTheRat, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 12:41, archived)

now you go and put it on facebook
releasing that upon the world is not nice.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 12:47, archived)

I'm feeling misanthropic.

( ArthurTheRat, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 12:48, archived)

thats all well and good but they possibly dont mind

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 12:48, archived)

I propose it be put on an endless loop on the telly at the next CHBASHOMG.

( ArthurTheRat, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 12:56, archived)

And I always said such nice things about you :(
If you do that you'll have to be prepared to have the other TV running with CHB on The Weakest Link on repeat.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 13:00, archived)

he was on weakest link?
no wai!
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 13:01, archived)

Oh wai.
Definitely wai. And some other quiz shows too.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 13:05, archived)

the captns weakest link
was it his bladder?
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 13:06, archived)

did he win anything?
my housemate was on brainteaser
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 13:08, archived)

er
what does everyone think?

/gets all paranoid
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 12:19, archived)

I am loving the face floating about in the corner of that site

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 12:26, archived)

I managed up to 1:17
Feels like a a small part of me died watching that
( Gooch Is neither here nor there, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 12:37, archived)

Credit where is due though
At least he had the balls to give it a go
( Gooch Is neither here nor there, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 12:40, archived)

shame he did not have the brain to realise the material was awful.

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 12:48, archived)

^this
When did my first stand up my arse was snapping like an angry snake.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 12:49, archived)

do you think he should give it another go?

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 12:53, archived)

I feel a liitle sick now
I managed 1min 20secs.

I'm off to pour bleach in my eyes and ears.

Though, at least he had the balls to try. I could never do that.
( jenpots, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 12:41, archived)

But is that a good thing or a bad thing?
I'm sure many people who don't have the balls to try know that it's because they will be shit (myself included)
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 12:44, archived)

Don't know unless you try
He was dire, but he had a go.
( jenpots, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 12:48, archived)

he's got more of my respect
but it's made me want to avoid him a bit more.
( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 12:51, archived)

this is a good summary

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 13:02, archived)