You're quite the catch

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:09, archived)

well....
she's fleeced me, hurt me, lied to me and that's the way i'm feeling.

Gutted is the word.
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:10, archived)

haha, no girlfriend

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:11, archived)

My bird's ace

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:12, archived)

*ace bird fives*

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:15, archived)

*shit job zeros*
Got to go back to work now.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:16, archived)

cheer up, at least you've got a girlfriend to come home to

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:23, archived)

HURRAH

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:56, archived)

I got a girlfriend yesterday.
She is also ace.
( WHARRGARBL, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:32, archived)

Mine paid for me to go to Cuba with her for a fortnight and a weekend in Venice
she's taking me to Greece soon too, also she doesn't have a gag reflex BONUS
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:36, archived)

She's got a big Adam's Apple though,
but nobody's perfect eh?
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:45, archived)

:D

( WHARRGARBL, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:45, archived)

Man up
Move on. Childish acts of retribution don't endear you to anyone, least of all yourself.

/dad
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:11, archived)

You should work harder at not being ugly.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:13, archived)

go and get trashed and poke about a bit.
then man up and find another girlfriend.
( Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:14, archived)

If the money you lost divided by the number of screws is less than £50 then you've won
if it's more then report her to Trading Standards for overcharging
( CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:21, archived)

harden the fuck up
petty revenge only lowers you to her level

step away and move on

or strangle her with piano wire, either will do
( Lightguy hail satan, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:27, archived)

Yeah you're right...
Just needed to vent.
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:31, archived)

This might also reignite the passion in the relationship.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:33, archived)