Alright.
Friz. You're usually my man on the inside on these things.

Why's it going at top speed amongst the top heavy?
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:44, archived)

Why is what on what things how?
I got that job by the way. Teaching kids to sing in London. I'm excited over here, like
(__, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:44, archived)

Don't sing too enthusiastically
you may swallow them.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:46, archived)

The internet.
It's moving at high speed.


I'm glad to hear of your job. No doubt a man who can crush you with his numpad will see this as an opportunity to be jealous.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:46, archived)

I've already recieved a fat joke in this VERY THREAD
I'll expect a telegram with a crude doodle of a fat person on it momentarily.
(__, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:47, archived)

And a peado joke!
Shock and awe in italics!
(__, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:48, archived)

:D
you are the uncle buck of b3ta
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:49, archived)

Fat people, Friz..
Fat people..
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:51, archived)

See, I'm fat, but I like to think I have the mentality of a thin person
I'm back in Newcastle tomorrow. Will you meet me at the station with a cardboard sign saying "FRIZ"?
(__, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:52, archived)

Tickertape parades and a punch up in Gotham Town.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:53, archived)

Yes! That is a bar near the Station!
How about a BOGOF pint in @one?!

I'm buying!

*limp wrists*
(__, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:54, archived)

pedo

(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:47, archived)

Unlike you, some of us can be in the same room as kids without having sexual thoughts

(__, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:47, archived)

so you are admitting you have to use self control?
MY GOD.
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:48, archived)

Ha

(__, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:50, archived)

yeah!
in fact a lot of the time I have to purposely think about unsexual things to make me last longer.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:48, archived)

What about when in a room of sexy kids, eh?
Where's your argument now?
( Druid, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:49, archived)

Well, I get my raping shoes on, of course

(__, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:50, archived)

*does the rapeymotion*

( Druid, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:50, archived)

I may not mention my job on b3ta again

(__, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:51, archived)

yeah people don´t like pedo´s

(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:52, archived)

Pedo's? What's that? A pedicurist franchise?
What?
(__, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:53, archived)

It's like Nando's, but they only sell chickens' feet.

( Druid, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:54, archived)

PREFIX HUMOUR!
It's a dying breed of joke
(__, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:55, archived)

They make swimming trunks for paedos.

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:55, archived)

that will work great in the police interview
*facepalms*
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:56, archived)

Yeah, and onions don't taste nice when raw!

(__, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:56, archived)

It *is* the "let's say a non-sequitur" game, right?

(__, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:57, archived)

you two should just fuck and get it over with

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:56, archived)

I'm bi, love
I'm not blind
(__, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:57, archived)

blind choosy
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:58, archived)

are you really bi?
ewwww

and you were one of my faves :(
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:58, archived)

www.b3tards.com/u/bad7436b035054876c55/notgay.jpg
(__, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:59, archived)

thats not exactly putting my willy in a mans bum though is it

(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:07, archived)