Google "3guys1hammer"
Force yourself to track down the 4 minute video and watch it all.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:34, archived)

No thankyou

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:35, archived)

seen it
well, when I say seen it I watched a few seconds of it, realised what it was and binned it.
( TBL I posted this on, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:35, archived)

I thought you were the one in the middle

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:36, archived)

nah
I don't do middle.
( TBL I posted this on, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:37, archived)

That's a dead giveaway that you haven't seen it :-D

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:37, archived)

if it's what I think it is then I don't want to see it

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:39, archived)

You are so shit.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:36, archived)

OH LOOK WHO'S ON

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:50, archived)

I managed 2 minutes.
I might try again.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:37, archived)

I've seen enough dead people and people dying
I don't wish to add to that by watching internet stuff.

I want fluffy stuff

and porn
( TBL I posted this on, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:39, archived)

someone linked me to some of the saddest porn i have ever seen the other day.
i just felt so sorry for the girl, how her life had led to this.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:40, archived)

she basically had a bag over her head,
with a crude womans face drawn on the bag,
and they were fucking her face. basically.
porn makes me sad :(
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:43, archived)

I am bored with porn really
there are only so many variations on a theme really. Some of the more obscure stuff i would never watch anyway.
( TBL I posted this on, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:45, archived)

I've gone retro.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:54, archived)

70's & 80's porn FTW

( TBL I posted this on, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:58, archived)

:(
That's pretty....awful. I feel bad for her - I hope she can get out of the situation she's in if that's the kind of stuff she has to do. Nobody deserves to be degraded like that.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:45, archived)

how do you know she wasn't paid £10k and loved every minute?

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:47, archived)

how do you know that she was?
And who says that just because if she DID get paid 10k and loved every minute of it while it was happening, that she doesn't feel disgusting and filthy afterwards? I know I would feel like that. No amount of money is really worth being treated like that.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:48, archived)

i'll try and find you the video.
it's life affirming.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:54, archived)

How do you KNOW you would feel like that.
Sounds to me like you're not averse to wearing paper bags with crudely drawn faces on.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:55, archived)

we're living in modern times.
who are we to say that it's wrong for two men to have sex with each other, or that it's wrong for a woman with a bag over her head to be choked with big cocks for no good reason other than seemingly to humiliate her, i mean, come on, loosen up guys, it's the 2000's!
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:01, archived)

It's ok for a man to want to have his bollocks stamped on by a dominatrix, but a woman in any degrading porn situtation MUST mean she's somehow being used or is being forced into it.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:03, archived)

i don't think you understand how the porn industry works...

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:05, archived)

What, that men can never earn as much as the women?
It's all your fault. If you hadn't made the enternally shit porn film "Goblin Gobbles Gandalf", the men wouldn't have been tarred by your shitty brush.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:07, archived)

because I'm not going to let someone fuck me if they have to put a bag over my head.
they can take me as I am or not at all.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:01, archived)

me and my girlfriend enjoy some, what is known in certain circles as, bag-play,
from time to time.
it's quite common these days you know, loosen up honey, it's the late 90's already.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:03, archived)

oh I'm sure you both enjoy it
it's just not for me. In my opinion, it's degrading, just as it's degrading for a man to want to be humiliated by a dominatrix during sex. Sex isn't supposed to be about humiliation in my books.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:06, archived)

you have too many rules.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:10, archived)

frigid bitch

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:10, archived)

just for you.
:)
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:11, archived)

as you are please
*panders*
( TBL I posted this on, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:04, archived)

TBL, trawling for 17 year olds, right here^^^
TITS OR GTFO next?
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:06, archived)

17?
damn.

oh well, could have been worse I suppose...... (does not mention KK)
( TBL I posted this on, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:07, archived)

And taken.
but ta love.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:09, archived)

*wanders off looking lonely*

( TBL I posted this on, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:10, archived)

Try lower TBL, they might be less likely to reject!

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:12, archived)

Don't you try and pull a guilt trip on me.
It won't work you know.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:12, archived)

ah well... cant blame a bloke for trying

( TBL I posted this on, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:13, archived)

picardin' dis

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:14, archived)

word
or somesuch
( TBL I posted this on, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:15, archived)

Sorry mate,
we can still be friends though, right?


Right??
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:15, archived)

Well...this isn't uncomfortable.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:15, archived)

It's a shame the icons are too small to accurately show the picard facepalm
Maybe do a PedoBear instead?
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:16, archived)

i just about managed to jerk one out to it.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:47, archived)

I dream about doing this to Anthea Turner

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:45, archived)

I like anthea
sad but true. she is very nice
( TBL I posted this on, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:47, archived)

^this
but with Ainsley Harriot's face drawn on the bag
( scott,, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:48, archived)

Didn't you see the expresion on her* face? She lahvd it, the dir'y slag.
* I mean the expresion they drew on the bag.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:49, archived)

2 minutes?
definitely try again... come on man you're letting down the team :P
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:40, archived)

on second thoughts
don't worry about it. I lasted 22 seconds.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:43, archived)

Aww, you don't get to see the screwdriver-eyeball-gouging action.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:44, archived)

I don't think I want to.
Somehow I *really* don't think I want to.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:47, archived)

He doesn't die until the very end.
Even when he no longer has a face, you see his tongue flap a bit and ooze more blood out with a pitiful "uurgh" moan, and he lifts his hand.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:49, archived)

I like the fact they attended their victims funerals.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:51, archived)

They had their appeal hearing a week or so ago.
I can't find any news on it though.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:54, archived)

I hope they let them out so they can definitely not reoffend.
5 months in jail is a really long stretch after something menial like 16 murders.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:57, archived)

Maybe they can reach the original goal of 40?

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:59, archived)

i tell you what.
the reaction videos on youtube are far more entertaining than the reaction vidios from two girls one cup.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:13, archived)

is this one roanea?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=18ZPowZhPn8
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:14, archived)

haha fuck, that's class.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:46, archived)

Oh, I should have a look at those. Does anyone throw up?

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:15, archived)

there's an autistic guy boking.
and he links to the original in his description bit.
i love autists.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:18, archived)

wellll I'm not really hugely into snuff fillums
I'm all about the love and fluff me.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:54, archived)

Nor me. I saw it because I thought it was going to be sick-funny along the lines of
2girls1cup

How wrong I was!
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:55, archived)

you need to watch this
www.b3tards.com/u/5d4c552eb78a7f1b7de2/alizee.gif


*restores the karma balance*
( TBL I posted this on, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:57, archived)

Seen that a BILLION times.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:57, archived)

I noes
it never gets old

unlike this


www.b3tards.com/u/5d4c552eb78a7f1b7de2/krankedup.gif
NSFW OR ANYTHING
( TBL I posted this on, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:59, archived)

Does Spangolin know you have that photo of her?

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:00, archived)

I imagine so
its been lurking on b3tards for over 2 years now
( TBL I posted this on, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:02, archived)

lol
"Most of the victims were killed using blunt objects, including hammers and steel construction bars. Blows were often directed at the victims' faces, leaving them unrecognizable. Many victims were also mutilated and tortured, and some had their eyes gouged out while they were still alive. One of the victims was a pregnant woman, whose fetus was cut out of her womb. No sexual assaults on any victims were reported."
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:58, archived)

Oh no rape?
Let them go free!
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:59, archived)

Look what they did to this victims face.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Igor_Sayenko.jpg

This is one of the kid's Dads and their lawyer who defended them in court. Just....HOW?!
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:02, archived)

oh man,
that is totally fucked up.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:04, archived)

The footage was digitally altered to make it look like them! HONEST!

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:05, archived)

it's weird,
in the thumbnail below he looks fine.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:05, archived)

If only there were thumbnail photos for John Merrick.
He'd have gone down a storm on AdultFriendFinder.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:14, archived)

LONGER sentences for not raping.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:02, archived)

I mean they had it on a PLATE.
That's some ridiculously idiotic restraint they've shown there.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:05, archived)

ETER

no

PLATTERSPLATTER
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:09, archived)