OMG! Things in "getting old due to the passing of time" SHOCK!
Whilst you can still get Homer Simpson socks in Asda, they will carry on making it
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 0:05, archived)

Hurhur
Milknosugar is old.
( in vino veritas, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 0:06, archived)

Everyone is old. Relatively speaking.

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 0:06, archived)

We all wear masks.
Metaphorically speaking.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 0:09, archived)

hehe
love that film
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 7 Jul 2009, 0:18, archived)

me
too!
( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 0:21, archived)

Sorry kid, the dog went rabid. Had to put him down.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 0:23, archived)

P-A-R-T
Y? Cause i gotta!
( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 0:27, archived)

she is soooo coy
www.youtube.com/watch?v=75zf_l7Swtw&feature=related
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 7 Jul 2009, 0:49, archived)

must...
buy/download

cannot resist
( weaver., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 0:27, archived)

I can assure you that defense will not stand up in court.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 0:10, archived)

That's true
But since when are you prosecuted for being old?
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 0:11, archived)

Do you not understand the joke?

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 0:12, archived)

Unfortunately, I did the second that I posted that reply.

( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 0:12, archived)

She's getting on a bit these days...

( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 0:41, archived)

It depends on how close the relative was.

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 0:11, archived)

But relatively speaking, I am less old than you
Oldster.
( in vino veritas, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 0:10, archived)

Congratulations. What do you win?

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 0:12, archived)

The next three days at a desk
:(
( in vino veritas, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 0:13, archived)

That's exactly what I meant.

( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 0:06, archived)