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crap
seems like our company is going to close at the end of September... but we might be moving to Marbella to start something up there. If that falls through i've been offered work in Dubai.. but that's too far away.

At least I'll be able to have a pint with broadsword if I end up in Marbella guiri central.

I'm kinda sad though, cos i've just got things moving here with my first ever big business deals done :( and have lots of friends and little businesses I help here...

can someone cheer my up with a fat joke I can use for friz pls
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:22, archived)
No.

(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:22, archived)
:(

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:22, archived)
I'd love to cheer you up
but you have me on ignore.

So instead I'm going to ask everyone to reply to this post instead of yours.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:23, archived)
good idea

(I helped save b3ta! well, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:23, archived)
i can't see it catching on though

(I helped save b3ta! well, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:24, archived)
I dunno.

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:24, archived)
Bravo

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:24, archived)
I DO MASSIVE BUSINESS DEALS, QUICK, LADIES, FEEL MY BUSINESS MUSCLES.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:24, archived)
DO TWENTY BUSINESS PRESS-UPS

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:25, archived)
THROW ME THE BUSINESS MEDICINE BALL EASTY

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:26, archived)
HURRRGH

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:27, archived)
I NEED A BUSINESS SPOT, MAN
*BUSINESS BENCH PRESSES*
(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:28, archived)
I WILL SPOT YOU AND TALK NUMBERS AT YOU
SOLID BUSINESS WORKOUT
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:30, archived)
FEEL THE BURN
SHIFT THOSE PARADIGMS
EXTEND YOUR PORTFOLIO
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:34, archived)
OOOF! GOOD JOB! LET'S DO SOME BUSINESS STAR JUMPS AND THEN LOOK IN THE MIRROR

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:29, archived)
DUDE!
Your profits are BULGING!
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:34, archived)
I actually just did 50 star jumps.
Fancy that.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:35, archived)
MAN, THESE BUSINESS MUSCLES ARE HUGE!

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:30, archived)
I'M GOING TO DO A BUSINESS FLEX IN THE STREETS

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:31, archived)
BUSINESS CHEVRON COMPELTE

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:31, archived)
BUSINESS CHEVRON RUINED BY RNUK
muscles deflating...
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:35, archived)
Wormulus for President.

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:25, archived)
Does this mean he wont be posting loads about his FIFTEEN HUNDRED THOUSAND POUNDS that he made on TOP BUSINESS DEALS anymore?
Shame
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:25, archived)
Damn
Too late
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:25, archived)
and why does he have two accounts on here?

(I helped save b3ta! well, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:27, archived)
It's all the rage at the moment.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:27, archived)
are they meant to be two different characters or does he just switch between them at random?
i don't really understand
(I helped save b3ta! well, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:28, archived)
Who is the other one?

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:29, archived)
these two i think
www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=27773
www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=70482
(I helped save b3ta! well, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:30, archived)
He looks like Scott Milles

(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:34, archived)
He has got a lot of forehead
Like a half of a Pirex bowl.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:38, archived)
How do you know if someone has you on ignore?

(thediscokingpin, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:36, archived)
you'll hear the ignore horn being sounded

(I helped save b3ta! well, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:36, archived)
After their post the second option will say either 'Ignore' or 'Not ignored'

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:37, archived)
I ignored you for a minute, and your post just dissapeared.
Does this 'Not ignored' bit only work with top posts?

I was obvioulsy off sick the day this ignore was introduced.
(thediscokingpin, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:40, archived)
i think he might be lying to you slightly
there is no way to know unless they tell you, or you guess from something they post
(I helped save b3ta! well, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:42, archived)
I suspected as much.
I am now ignoring Theoban, IN CAPITAL LETTERS.
(thediscokingpin, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:45, archived)
Oh :(

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:46, archived)
Yes, I can't see your sadface now
You're being ignored.

After my lunch i will be writng a whole new post to say how online rubbish you are. Then flounce.
(thediscokingpin, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:53, archived)
Boo Hoo
fuck off with your multiple job opertunities you smug git.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:23, archived)
anyone can get a job in dubai or gibraltar etc
im sad cos everything i've built up is going to go is all

if you need a job, gaz me i have some good pointers and contacts who could help
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:30, archived)
I WANT TO WORK WITH YOU
I WANT TO FEEL YOUR MASSIVE BUSINESS-COCK IN MY CLIENT-ASS.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:33, archived)
he just offered you a job
no need to be vulgar
(I helped save b3ta! well, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:37, archived)
Anyone apart from someone who has family and ties in the UK, such as a young son who needs to see his father.

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:37, archived)
No not at all,
I've got one of the safest jobs I could have.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:39, archived)
I bet I couldn't.
(Not that I want one)
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:42, archived)
Why not start your own company?
pick up all the existing customers, job done.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:23, archived)
I really want to...
But it's costs of running an office etc.. about £2k a month where I am now.

It would just be me running things, but I'd need £7-10k investment to ensure I wouldn't end flat on my back.

edit: I will keep all existing companies... I hope. But there are a lot of politics between Gibraltar and Spain if I went to Marbella.
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:25, archived)
Shame

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:25, archived)
You can only take the piss out of Friz if you're more popular than him, otherwise it does work.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:26, archived)
yo momma so fat,
she's got a significantly elevated chance of developing type II diabetes.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:29, archived)
that just flows off the tongue :D

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:31, archived)
Just go to Dubai
and have sex on the beach - they love that sort of thing I hear
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:29, archived)
hmmm i'm not sure though..
"we would need a minimum commitment in Dubai of 3 years which is difficult for a single man moving to a new region, so I guess we could discuss this at a later date, although it is quite lucrative."

it's like selling my soul to the devil....

although I could sell a lot of Sophos out there....
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:33, archived)
LOL ur single you fag

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:33, archived)
:(
and "you're" you spaz
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:33, archived)
Surely relocating when single is easiest?

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:36, archived)
not for someone from Dubai,
they keep their wives on leads.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:39, archived)
and rightly so!

(thediscokingpin, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:43, archived)
FRIZ IS SO FAT HE IS AT RISK OF ACQUIRING DIABETES MELLITUS TYPE 2, OBSTRUCTIVE SLEEP APNEA, CANCER, OSTEOARTHRITIS AND A REDUCED LIFE EXPECTANCY

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:31, archived)
wow

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:32, archived)
That's because Spain's economy is shit, like ours.
To Dubai!
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:34, archived)
our investor pulled out
we originally operated from money of a guy who sadly passed away last year.. the new guy is pulling out :(
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:36, archived)
PULLING OUT HIS BUSINESS-WANG

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:39, archived)
Ah, bugger.
Good luck in your next venture
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:39, archived)